bruce: ugh traffic was horrid today
thor, whos been hanging out with peter too much: thats just how it be on this bitch of an earth, aye
bruce: what in the Fuck did you just say.
Show & Tell

tannertan36
No title available
occasionally subtle
No title available
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
Peter Solarz

blake kathryn
Game of Thrones Daily
Not today Justin

Origami Around
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Product Placement

pixel skylines
Three Goblin Art

#extradirty
Mike Driver
Claire Keane
One Nice Bug Per Day
ojovivo
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia

seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from Malaysia
seen from Greece

seen from Malaysia
seen from France
seen from France
seen from China
seen from Germany
@finger-tap
bruce: ugh traffic was horrid today
thor, whos been hanging out with peter too much: thats just how it be on this bitch of an earth, aye
bruce: what in the Fuck did you just say.
WARNING: new spidey movie has flashing lights and bright colours
The animation style (stunningly beautiful as it is) of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse has a lot of bright colours/fast movement/sudden flashing etc. often accompanied by discordant or âglitchyâ sound effects. This begins in the title screen without warning and occurs frequently during plot critical scenes.
The cinema I attended did not have a seizure warning for photosensitive viewers before the movie, so please take care of yourselves and each other, and share this information if you can.
sorry to burst your bubble but misgendering âbadâ trans ppl is just as transphobic as misgendering any other trans person bc it implies being correctly gendered is merely a privilege that may be revoked by cis ppl so long as they dont like us which is an incredibly harmful mindset to promote.
A wild animal: in an odd place
tumblr user: old godâŚ.. Elder God
wild animal: where the fuck am I
This is SUCH an important lesson to learn!
[softly] to dream of raven locks entwisted, stormyâŚ
My second attempt to use Procreate, which I think turned out somewhat better than the previous one;; I started enjoying myself a LOT from the end of the very first piece to this one and I donât regret it one bit.
So here, have Ginny in that autumn yellow aesthetic that I love so much:â)
If you feel like seeing the process of it, you can check it out on my instagram:3
The Weasleyâs are a ridiculously powerful family. Let me explain.
Arthur is the Head of an ancient House and also a Ministry department where he is pretty much unquestioned. (Bc the purists are ignoring him. Likely because they cannot actually, politically, magically, nor physically remove him if he does not wish to go.) He is a damn genius for enchantments and charms, constantly undoing the spellwork of others as his day job. And his hobbies involve placing incredibly complex magic on incredibly complex muggle contraptions. He learned to charm the Ford Angela without the help of muggles. I think he may have been on the verge of an epiphany with his collection of batteries. Storing energy? To make up for the lack of an ability to conduct magic at a whim? Genius. The man meets a kid raised as a muggle and immediately asks him to clarify the purpose of an item he didnât understand. He never dismisses children as not smart. And thatâs just the father, who has served in two domestic wars and survived.
Molly is an unsung war hero herself. Which is buried by the fandom. She herself wields charms and enchantments like a proper story time witch. Disneyâs version of Merlin had less skill, honestly. She survived two wars and seven pregnancies. She has, seemingly, lost her entire family. Only her brothers are mentioned and thatâs because they themselves died taking out death eaters. She is, to our knowledge, the only surviving Prewitt. Molly has fed an underground resistance movement. She has clothed and cared for them and provided a solid sense of stability. And thatâs just the second war, where she was constantly reminded of all she lost in the first one. God only knows how much she fought and helped in the first war. Judging by how fucking deadly she was in the last battle and how capable she is before and how capable her children were, Iâm willing to be she wrecked shop every time she entered the scene.
Bill is a prodigy of ward magic, which I logically assume is connected to charms and enchantments. Heâs so good that goblins, who have been shown to be reclusive and secretive at best, trust him to go into ancient tombs and bust them open without dying. Then he survives a werewolf attack with only a few side effects and scars. Heâs probably also immune to veela charms? Iâd believe it.
Charlie literally raises and cares after dragons. _DRAGONS_ The big ancient bitey fucks that fairy tales and table top games are made of. What little heâs shown, heâs incredibly competent and confident and thatâs all the shit I expect of a man that became a dragon veterinarian.
Percy is a book smart tactical genius. Heâs got some character flaws that are enhanced by Harryâs perspective, but heâs every bit his parentsâ son and it shows in the end.
The twins are fucking lethal. Like, had they not been raised by Molly and Arthur, they would have been off the charts in terms of sheer damage. They are, individually, more Slytherin than Harry ever could have been. They were making weapons and tools for the resistance while they were still in school. You canât tell me that the boys named after their heroic uncles didnât have that in the back of their minds. âIf everything goes to shit like it did back then, weâll be ready.â Ready with tools for escape, magic to entangle and distract, spy gear the likes of which James Bond would die for.
Ron. Brave, intelligent, stalwart, headstrong Ronald. The first friend Harry ever had and it wasnât because of timing or being in the right place or even Harry. Ron saw a kid worse off than him, lost and scrawny, and was like âSomeone needs to help him.â And he fucking did. He, like every brother before him, found his calling. Fourth year showed us exactly what he could have been doing instead of risking his life all the time. He could have been a bro with Seamus and Dean and just been a background character. He was not required to risk his life time after time. He has a family that he was loyal to, even when they made him feel like he wasnât enough. But he actively chose to be loyal to Harry, again and again. No matter the cost. And every time he left, he came back further convinced that being beside Harry was the right and good thing. But even outside of Harry, heâs so fucking smart. Unmotivated sometimes. Frank to the point of offense other times. But intelligent. It wasnât just chess or playing Keeper. He made damn good grades and became a prefect and it wasnât just for shits and giggles. He was damn good.
And Ginny. The best of the fucking best. Cream of the crop. The Phoenix herself. Sneakier than the twins, sharper than Percy, bold face braver than Charlie or Ron, more magically gifted than Bill, and confident in herself in all that she did. A resistance fighter before she even left school. A friend to the lost just like Ron, but even less of an occasional asshole. We didnât deserve her, but no one (except maybe Luna) ever could.
I donât understand how people keep understating the Weasleyâs. They are so well connected through the Order. Theyâre an entire family of warriors. A family of knights. Every last one of them is a one person army on their own, but theyâre so fucking united and loyal that it should terrify any that dare oppose them.
ok we joke and we jape but like. shrek 1 is th only animated/childrens movie i can think of that has th message that its ok to be an ugly woman n 4 that reason i hav a lot of genuine respect for it as a piece of art
[this Ctulhu onesie]
i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so thatâs how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks sheâs a stripper
Youâre really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situationÂ
Arenât you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
âour teeth and ambitions are baredâ is a zeugma
and itâs a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
I didnât know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:Â
zeug¡ma ËzoÍoÉĄmÉ/
noun
a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).
ISNâT THAT AWESOME??
#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with âhe fell from her favor⌠and the windowâ#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one
She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.
Whatâs this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?
IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!
Reblogging this to remember it in the morning itâs such a useful concept
*blows kiss into trash can* for gilderoy lockhart
Omfg What have I done!?
@shittycryptids
you KNOW we scavenging the sea floor for nutrients
You wanna know what sucks more than being called a racist? Experiencing Racism
Memes but with the wrong caption
Iâm not sorry.
I love all of these can we start using them?