life is a highway @finleyxcallahan - Tumblr Blog

averyjensen:

“no, i think we should further discuss your lack of medical terms. it seems a lot more pressing.”

“okay if you don’t answer me sometime soon i’m gonna give you a fucking aneurysm by knocking you upside i think the head? an aneurysm is in the brain right?”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:avery }

averyjensen:

“an aneurysm? how do you not know what an aneurysm is?”

“i vaguely know what it is but that’s not the point! don’t avoid the question by questioning my stupidity what happened man?”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:avery }

averyjensen

“somehow i always forget the difference between this place and california. feels like a fuckin’ culture shock.”

finleyxcallahan

“you- i, i’m gonna have an aneurysm and no i don’t know what that is but it feels right, you scared the shit out of me dude! what’s going on?”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:avery }

karamakin:

Well, they do say that men think with their dicks ninety percent of the time. So I wouldn’t be surprised you can’t see that your clothes are missing.

“i think mine’s more i just have an empty head with no brain but who knows. honestly most days i just go for the same boring combo of a t shirt and jeans because i know it’s just gonna get ruined by grease or just y’know me being me.”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:kara }

karamakin

I ‘accidentally’ stole my… ahem, boyfriends, hoodie yesterday and he still doesn’t realize it.

finleyxcallahan

“we always know, you guys just always manage to look so much better in them that we never say anything, or well sometimes we don’t notice but that’s mostly just me.”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:kara }

porterthedaisical:

“You knew what you were getting into, Callahan. Yes! I need another road trip. That was so much fun. I’m going on Thanksgiving break soon, we can do it before thanksgiving maybe?”

“oh for sure, i knew the second you came into the shop to apply. that sounds perfect to me, maybe we can bring your so called favorite avery along with us.”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:daisy }

porterthedaisical:

“Yes, of course. You know how I am. Okay for real, what are you gonna do for me?”

“sigh that i do. well i gotta think of some stuff but i’m for sure stealing you away for another road trip.”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:daisy }

porterthedaisical:

“Definitely, but that feels like a lot of work to put on Avery.”

“oh c’mon i’m over here being a sweetheart and you’re just gonna wound me with that shit?”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:daisy }

porterthedaisical

“I thought turning eighteen would like, mean something. Turns out it’s a lot like seventeen, but I have more existential dread.”

finleyxcallahan

“see that just means your favorite grease monkey is gonna have to make eighteen something special huh?”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:daisy }

averyjensen

avery was laying back on the rolling seat, half his body slid under his car, his feet only being visible. “fucking - fuck - dammit,” he cursed, sliding quickly out from under the vehicle. he grabbed the rag from his front pocket, using it to wipe off his face before noticing someone standing before him, “oh -” he started simply, slightly embarrassed, “sorry ‘bout that.”

finleyxcallahan

finley tried to keep himself quiet as he walked towards avery, hoping to scare him just the tiniest bit, but what he wasn’t expecting was for him to come rolling out, sending finley jumping a bit backwards and of course knocking into something, scaring himself even further. “fucking shit dude i guess that’s karma for trying to scare you god.”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:avery }

averyjensen:

“well obviously, that’s just - a givin. always put the nice one’s up front, gotta bust ass for those infrequent tips. - as if that’ll make anything better, dumbass.”

“hey you just wait for christmas time, those nice ones can sometimes be pretty generous to us. hey at least we’ll have an excuse and it’s nobodies fault buy my two left feet.”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:avery }

Do you dye your hair?

“no?”

#*{ ask meme }#Anonymous

averyjensen:

“oh yeah, take your sweet ass fuckin’ time. what the hell are they in such a rush for anyways? it’s like they want us to fuck up their shit while we’re working.”

“i’m also guilty of putting the nice ones ahead of the pricks on the daily, just to screw them over a bit more. honestly just give them all to me then when it gets fucked up we blame it on my clumsiness and we’re home free.”

#*{ convos }#*{ c:avery }

averyjensen

“if one more person comes into the shop expecting a tire rotation, an inspection and an oil change to take twenty minutes when they can clearly see the line of cars we have in front of them, i’m going to start yelling directly in their faces.”

finleyxcallahan

“and i will back you up every time, those are just the worst fucking kinds of customers. some days i just take extra long on the ones in front of them, just for fun.”