shark vs the universe
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@finn-barrington
Wow, better get those ramblings on a plaque - so poetic. She makes you food? Like, doesn’t even sprinkle it with holy water? Damn, privileges.
Yeah, I'll mount them on your forehead or something. Uh, no, no holy water. We're not even really religious at all. That's the other thing about psychologists, I guess. Don't want anyone to be in control of their lives besides themselves.
Well, if it’s any consolation, you’re one of the rare few that regular Ana doesn’t want to strangle. Yay, go you.
Don’t push your luck — Ana Aces isn’t as generous as me. So, the diner near school or McDonalds. Take your pick.
That is the highest honor. I'm seriously like, touched and in awe.
This is gonna take me a while, Ana. I love both those places more than I love like, most of my family members. I'm gonna have to go with McDonalds, though, because my mom would die if she knew.
Usually as in not in the case of the girl standing right in front of you? Harsh words, Shark boy, I’ll take them. I’m pretty sure most barring about 3 of the months are considered socially unacceptable. Yeah, like gays, but in this case we’re talking nice guys. Pfft, mom’s, what are they good for?
No! No, yours is really good. You're a January, and it's pretty and it fits you and it's great. Uh, yeah. Well, I mean, she makes me food and stuff, I guess. And laundry. But other than that, who knows.
I think your expectations for a Sunday were set just a little too high.
You'd think I'd get used to setting my expectations low but is it really too much to ask for one like, mindblowing experience?
Does Northwood even have study groups? Psychologists … huh. You’d think they’d now you’re lying, aren’t they supposed to have, like, a sixth sense for this stuff?
Yeah, I mean, somewhere...probably. Well, yeah, they're really good, but they raised me and I've learned better than the average person. I'm good for something, at least.
Yeah, I know, it blows — wait, you had to sneak out? What’re your parents, nuns?
Well, no, I just sort of lied to them. They think I'm at a study group. And no, not nuns. Just...psychologists.
Seriously? I snuck the hell out of my house for....this?
We can’t all be named after a shark’s body part, Finn - some of us have to suffer month names. Oh God, that’s unlikely. I mean, I know the older generation is delirious, but I wouldn’t stretch it that far. Wait…she deserves it? Is that the dark side of Sharky coming out of the closet?
I guess I just gotta thank my lucky stars. Month names are usually pretty, though. Except for like, November. That doesn't seem like a great name. The closet? Oh, uh, yeah, I mean, I play all those video games so I must want the world to burn, right? At least that's my mom's logic.
Well, maybe it was Cumberbleb, my eyes were foggy and I guess that’s an easy mistake to make. Either way, I question why it wasn’t changed pre-birth too. Maybe her parents are narcissistic little fucks who enjoy the fact that she probably endures bullying on a daily basis.
That's not much better. Maybe they're just really proud of the family name, or something. Who knows why, though. it's pretty terrible. Good thing you burned it, she deserves it.
Oh, Finn. You’re not gonna like Ana Aces. She’s a different person; she’s crazy, man. Even I’m scared of her.
I bet you do. Where and when, kid?
Oh man, I'm just getting over being scared of regular Ana. But you gotta do what you gotta do to come out on top.
Wait, for real? Uh, I don't know, what's the most expensive restaurant in town? Because there, definitely.
Wouldn’t say it’s the right attitude, just the one that keeps me from goin’ insane. Hell if I know if it’s the right one or not.
Scarred? Enya’s that terrifying?
Whatever works, I think. I mean, you know, as long as you don't hate it.
Well, yes, but it's not so much the dancing as it is my mom's movement to it. Even worse when my dad like, watches.
I’m not sure who Violet Cumberblob is but, firstly, if I were you, I’d seriously consider changing your name, and secondly, I hope you don’t mind that I used your hymn book as fuel for the mini bonfire I started in my room. It was shit, if you were wondering - went out within, like, five minutes.
Cumberblob? There's no way that's real. And if it is, how did her relatives not change it? It's all bad, oh man.
Not many people to notify, but i’ll try my best to be as non suspenseful as possible.
I think like, a Facebook post would suffice. Whatever, as long as you don't just drop off the face of the earth. Plus, think of the cool going away party you'd probably have!
This place is even more boring than usual.
You want me to do a little dance for ya?
Get me the hell out of the psychotic town.
Pull an Ellis. Actually, don't. Just leave like a normal person. You know, let us all know and everything.
Well, consider yourself christened, nerdo.
Uh, yeah, I will, but I won't be too happy about it.
Are you encouraging my bad and addictive habit?
But, yes. I’ll buy you lunch.
Uh, no! I just, uh, you know, it's pretty cool. So...yeah, maybe I am?
Sweet. I love free lunch.
