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Why am I cursed to only be good at drawing when it’s Noelle holiday?💔

#deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune chapter 5 #noelle holiday #noelle deltarune #deltarune fanart #utdr

Played deltarune chapter 5 with my friend, and they looked at yellow and said “he’s like buddy dawn if he wanted to kill himself” I’m GONE

#something about his unwavering smile as he says shit like #“gonna go find some place to bury myself alive! have a good one yall!#deltarune chapter 5 #deltarune #yellow deltarune #buddy dawn #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy

KATABASIS SPOILER WARNING!!

The first two verses and chorus of Shrike by hozier is so Peter and Alice coded im literally shaking and crying oh my god I couldn’t utter my love when it counted, oh but im singing like a bird ‘bout it now ALICE WHEN PETER SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR HER AFTER THEY REALIZED THEY’D BEEN IN LOVE THE WHOLE TIME IM SCREAMING IM THROWING UP

#Had no idea on what ground I was founded All of that goodness is gone with you now #SHUT UP #ITS SO ALICE REALIZING EVERYTHING AFTER PETER DIED OH MY GOD OH MY GOD #katabasis #rf kuang #alice law #peter murdoch #I hated that book (I loved it so much)

Nott the brave core

#critical role #critical role campaign 2 #the mighty nein #the mighty nein animated #nott the brave #veth brenatto

The intense and immediate dopamine rush I get when someone leaves a kind comment on my fanfiction is not dissimilar, I imagine, to the feeling of shooting heroin directly into one’s bloodstream

#fanfic #archive of our own #fanfiction #fanfic writing #dimension 20 #the mighty nein

There’s something so embarrassing about writing/re-reading your first multi-chapter fanfiction when you’re still currently in the process of writing it. The learning curve is on full display like broccoli in a candy store. Like oh hey chapter one is actually a stain upon the art of literature, but chapter seven? Chapter seven makes Oscar Wilde look like a fucking SHMUCK

#it’s so inherently humiliating #looking back at the first 25k words and it reads like a middle schooler wrote it #but on my lord that last chapter I wrote? sheeeeeesh #especially when you’ve been writing one shots along the way #fanfiction #fanfic #fanfic writing #a03 author #archive of our own #buddy dawn x ruben hopclap

No song has ever been more post jr year Kipperlilly than Pantsuit Sasquatch by Mollylele it’s so her talking about porter yall PLEASE

“So much the man will destroy just to feel in control”

“Couldn’t I serve up the tea while he sets the whole party on fire? Couldn’t I serve?”

“And when they write this history, I’ll take the moral victory. Wasn’t I right at the center of all that this country could be? Wasn’t I right? Wasn’t I?”

“And did I run a clean campaign, did I inform and entertain? And did I let down my guard cause my rival had half of a brain?”

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #the rat grinders #kipperlilly copperkettle

Oddly specific genres of people that Brennan Lee mulligan portrays perfectly in fantasy high junior year:

- Weird fine arts teachers

- Deeply resentful academic overachievers

- Baptists

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #the rat grinders #kipperlilly copperkettle #buddy dawn #fabian seacaster #brennan lee mulligan

My brain might not be autistic but my soul absolutely has to be. Was literally naked in a person’s bed, yapping about Kalina Fantasy High, when this person shifted me on top of them and told me to keep explaining. Big dumb smile on my face as I’m like

“So then you look at the way she interacts with Riz and how different it is from her interactions with the other bad kids and it makes you wonder, like, why is she trying to protect him? Is she manipulating him or does she really care?”

The girl underneath me fighting for her life as I’m quite literally rocking back and forth on her as I speak:

“Yeah because if sh-she had, like, feelings about the dad…”

“THATS WHY SHES SO MUCH NICER TO RIZ LIKE IM TELLING YOU-“

#treating tumblr like a diary #dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #kalina fantasy high #riz gukgak #fhsy #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #pok gukgak #also this was kind of Mary Ann behavior I can’t lie #GUYS I SWEAR IM GOOD AT SEX THIS WAS ROUND TWO IM ALLOWED TO BE SILLY ON ROUND TWO #with god as my witness I would not have done this is I didn’t know she found the casualness of it hot

My favorite part about gorgug angrily saying “mango soda” and then punching THROUGH a punching bag in barbarian class is the fact that both Zac and Brennan forgot that Mary Ann is literally in class with him. Her love language is rage baiting him and she’s watching as he punches an entire hole in the equipment thinking about her. Gorgug you’re making it WORSE

#If scuttlespring has no fans I’m DEAD #I love those little freaks #gorgug thistlespring #mary ann skuttle #dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #the rat grinders #skuttlespring #gorgug fantasy high #cut to a shot of Mary Ann watching him completely expressionless but with cartoon hearts spinning around her head #i actually love them so much

At some point while writing bullshit fanfiction about Ruben Hopclap, I started characterizing him as Katya Zamolodchikova and honestly I’m not gonna apologize for it

#“I am so distracted by how good I look right now #“unit?what unit I live in a condo #“this pussy tight like a DRUM #DR BITCHCRAFTTTTTTT #smoking’s horrible!! why are people smoking?? love it. love smoking #“OOH THERE AINT NO OTHER WAY #“you almost gyatted that baby into the skibiti toilet #HI GAY #ruben hopclap #dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #the rat grinders #oh forgot about this one (pours a handful of human teeth gifted by fans onto the table) oh no. you’re gonna get your period in 20 minutes

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Mental health getting so bad the voice in my head is having to take on the form of various fictional characters again

Me: (literally sobbing as I do my school work after the longest day at the long day factory) And I work a nine hour shift tomorrow and my Japanese exam is the day after that and my theatre history exam is the day after that and I work after class both days and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life anymore

Caduceus Clay: For the love of god please just stop for a second and eat food

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#actually this summarizes it perfectly

Mental health getting so bad the voice in my head is having to take on the form of various fictional characters again

Me: (literally sobbing as I do my school work after the longest day at the long day factory) And I work a nine hour shift tomorrow and my Japanese exam is the day after that and my theatre history exam is the day after that and I work after class both days and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life anymore

Caduceus Clay: For the love of god please just stop for a second and eat food

#critical role #critical role campaign 2 #caduceus clay #the mighty nein #college student #uni life

Volstrucker era Caleb edit Tomorrow Belongs to Me (Reprise) can anyone here me guys do you see my vision

#the mighty nein #critical role #critical role campaign 2 #cr c2 #caleb widogast #the mighty nein animated

In theory I’d love to have a romantic partner, but in reality the moment somebody started texting me shit like “Did you remember to eat today, baby?” I’d run them over with my car. Don’t tell me what to do. Shut the fuck up.

#women in male dominated fields

Getting distracted while making flashcards for my ballet exam and drawing Kipperlilly KitKatbar💔

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #the rat grinders #kipperlilly copperkettle

Reading Katabasis for the first time and Alice is so Kipperlilly coded it’s crazy. “My teacher is more cruel to me than he is to any of his other students because I’m the smartest and I’m his favorite and that’s why he gave me new magical powers that are destroying my body because he knows that I’m strong enough and smart enough to handle it and no I don’t mind that he throws things at me and no the ritual didn’t hurt me too badly and no I don’t mind when he screams and degrades me because I’m the only one he deems worthy enough to receive these things because I’m the smartest and I’m the strongest and he loves me.” - Alice and Kipperlilly at the height of their delusion

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #kipperlilly copperkettle #the rat grinders #porter cliffbreaker #katabasis #rf kuang #alice law

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