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‘You no longer need to sleep BUT-’

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Richie: hey, Eddie!

Richie: roses are red, pickles are green. I love your legs and what’s in between!

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I’m seeing all these cute ‘modern Reddie adopts a child’ AUs where they calmly agree on a name but, uh, no! It’d probably end like this;

Richie: hey Eddie y’know what’d be a great name for our child?

Eddie: for the last fucking time I’m not naming our son Yard Sard!

Richie, angrily scribbling ‘Yard Sard’ off a list behind his back: how about-

Eddie: I’m not naming him Fergalicious either.

Richie: how a-

Eddie: or Hercules Slayer of all Evil.

Richie: WELL FUCK IM OUT OF NAMES!!!

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Eddie: *comes into the room and starts swinging his fanny pack at Richie* DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE

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the losers club as things i saw, heard, or said in the past week, part two

ben: i thought everyone in this town was poor

richie: no, we all have crippling depression but some of us have jobs

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mike: i’m a supportive friend

stan: you said you would murder me if i didn’t study for my test

mike: …aggressively supportive

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beverly: i’m not saying i’m a god

beverly: i’m saying i’m a goddess

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bill: you ate an egg

richie: yes

bill: was it a cooked egg

richie: no

bill: was it out of the shell

richie: no

bill: how are you a living human being

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eddie, in tears: i forgot my bagel

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ben: did you know—

richie: probably not

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stan: so i was in algebra, right?

stan: and my teacher told us about imaginary numbers

stan: and if school is allowed to make us do math with FAKE NUMBERS

stan: then i should be allowed to murder them

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richie: hello my fellow heteros

eddie, holding his hand: stop doing that

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stan, at the school store: can i have two cookies and a reason to live

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ben: my mom asked me if i had any missing work and i panicked and said pretzel

ben: so now i’m grounded

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eddie, going through his backpack: i have three textbooks, pens, pencils, highlighters, erasers, extra paper, flash cards, my phone charger, and money for lunch

richie: i have a tub of chocolate frosting and a spoon

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bill: did you study for the test

mike: i was going to

mike: but then i found a compilation of dog vines so i never got around to it

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eddie: do you need a hug

beverly, wearing high heels with her sweatpants: don’t fucking talk to me

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Eddie: Did you eat all the donuts?

Richie: No.

Eddie: I can see the powder on your face.

Richie, panicking: That’s cocaine.

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Richie: Hey Eds, I like your last name.

Eddie: Uh ok? How charming.

Richie: Really, it’s great but you could have a better one.

Eddie: Like what?

Richie: Tozier.

Eddie: ….was that a proposal?

Richie: Maybe?

Eddie: Seriously?

Richie: *eyes widen* Holy shit…uh. I was just wanted to try that like on you because, you know we have been dating for like ever and I didn’t think that would work and-

Eddie: So you accidentally proposed?

Richie: *now freaking the fuck out* OMG EDS YOU HAVE TO KNOW I’D NEVER BE CASUAL ABOUT THIS! I don’t even have a ring!

Eddie: Are you taking it back?

Richie: YES! I mean-no? Fuck, I don’t know?

Eddie: Do you want to marry me or not?

Richie: Ofcourse I do! What kind of fucking question is that? I mean-wait. Was that a proposal?

Eddie: *rolls eyes and stares back at the t.v.*

Richie: Eds? Eddie? Eddiebear? What just happened? ARE WE ENGAGED OR NOT?