Fiona Frauenfeld

Nobody go near the tomato garden or the Calliope. We may need to fence that area off until we find out exactly what's going on.

@thelast-h0llowhunter is she okay? Do you need me to come to the hospital?

For now no since we’re still in the damn waiting room, the hospital seems to be more busier than usual for thr holiday season I guess

But please do tell Fiona to make a new tomato garden for not since the tomatoes can be toxic for all I know

Okay, will do. Let me know if there's anything else I can do.

@fionaintheflowers would it be possible for you to grow a new tomato garden? Jacob's concerned that the tomatoes may be toxic from whatever's going on over there.

Yes, of course! I'll go on and be rid of those tomatoes, now.

My poor, poor little hens! There goes their promise special supper...(It is Daisy's birthday). I suppose grains + corn kernels will suffice for tonight. :(

Oh dear. Do you want me to give Daisy another makeover? I think she liked it last time.

Oh! That’s awful kind of you to offer, Emma! Thank you, my darling birthday girl would love that. I’ll bring her on over to your room this very minute. 💕☺️

Yayy! Ok I'll get ready for her arrival.

We are on our way!

Though, I should warn you to mind her attitude… she’s still fairly cranky about her tomatoes!

Nobody go near the tomato garden or the Calliope. We may need to fence that area off until we find out exactly what's going on.

@thelast-h0llowhunter is she okay? Do you need me to come to the hospital?

For now no since we’re still in the damn waiting room, the hospital seems to be more busier than usual for thr holiday season I guess

But please do tell Fiona to make a new tomato garden for not since the tomatoes can be toxic for all I know

Okay, will do. Let me know if there's anything else I can do.

@fionaintheflowers would it be possible for you to grow a new tomato garden? Jacob's concerned that the tomatoes may be toxic from whatever's going on over there.

Yes, of course! I'll go on and be rid of those tomatoes, now.

My poor, poor little hens! There goes their promise special supper...(It is Daisy's birthday). I suppose grains + corn kernels will suffice for tonight. :(

Oh dear. Do you want me to give Daisy another makeover? I think she liked it last time.

Oh! That’s awful kind of you to offer, Emma! Thank you, my darling birthday girl would love that. I’ll bring her on over to your room this very minute. 💕☺️

Nobody go near the tomato garden or the Calliope. We may need to fence that area off until we find out exactly what's going on.

@thelast-h0llowhunter is she okay? Do you need me to come to the hospital?

For now no since we’re still in the damn waiting room, the hospital seems to be more busier than usual for thr holiday season I guess

But please do tell Fiona to make a new tomato garden for not since the tomatoes can be toxic for all I know

Okay, will do. Let me know if there's anything else I can do.

@fionaintheflowers would it be possible for you to grow a new tomato garden? Jacob's concerned that the tomatoes may be toxic from whatever's going on over there.

Yes, of course! I'll go on and be rid of those tomatoes, now.

My poor, poor little hens! There goes their promise special supper...(It is Daisy's birthday). I suppose grains + corn kernels will suffice for tonight. :(

Welp. I'm still in this hole. I'm getting hungry. Someone come free me from this hole. @thefirefindsahomeinme STOP IGNORING ME AND COME FREE ME! Please! Or send someone else to free me.

OMG WHO TF PUTTED YOU IN A HOLE!!!!

Hell where are you Claire

The backyard. I'm stuck. Please come help me out of this hole.

Why are you in a hole??, does Emma have to do something witty this

He’ll give me a couple of minutes to find this damn hole

I feel into the hole. We have a very big hole in our yard for some reason. I don't know why we have it. Someone should fill it in after I get out. And Bronwyns coming to help me out as well.

Hell why was the even made…. Alright I’ll send @h0ll0wgasts to get whatever we need to fill the hole just sit tight while me and Bronwyn try to find you

wynthestrongwoman

I am so concerned. How did no one notice. How did I not notice. Oh Birds oh Birds oh Birds Claire honey I am so sorry we will find this hole and get you out as soon as possible I cannit believw I wqs si carrleds anf did nit noti-

Do you think Fiona made that hole grow something?? Or was it planted by a wight if not someone in the evil alliance??

I mean how deep is the hole and why is it deep enough for Claire to fall in it…… do you think it was a trap

wynthestrongwoman

Honestly I have not a clue Jacob, nor am I really curious as to how it was made or why it was there for I am more worried about CLAIRE BEING IN THE HOLE!!!

Excuse my outburst, I am worried.

While we search for this hole, I suppose asking why it was made will suppress my nerves a touch. @fionaintheflowers , did you happen to make a hole in the back yard..?

Oh, dear heavens...!!! 😰

No, this was not at all my doing! There isn't a plant nor flower (as far as I'm soundly aware of) that requires a hole deep enough to entrap a person, least of all an innocent child!

I am horrified — how could this have happened? And poor, poor Claire!

@that-beekeeper My Christmas gift…? 🤗🎄💕

that-beekeeper

what.

I mean YES OF COURSE!

Well clearly it's a chicken harness, Hugh. What else would it be? Also @fionaintheflowers what else is on this app?

A whole manner of things, Claire! You are to find many an item on this Amazon…I plan to order more tutus for my dear Violet once I earn my weeks allowance! 😊

@that-beekeeper My Christmas gift…? 🤗🎄💕

that-beekeeper

what.

I mean YES OF COURSE!

#miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #mphfpc rp #fiona frauenfeld

Thank you, my love. I cannot wait! 🎄🎄🫶🏻🐓💗🌷😊

Young love … Meet my little darlings: Rosie and Juniper. 🐓💕🐓

@that-beekeeper My Christmas gift…? 🤗🎄💕

#miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #fiona frauenfeld #mphfpc rp

@autistic-necromancer WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY RACCOON?! Why is he taxedermied in your bedroom?!

a-peculiar-committee-of-fashion

?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ENO HHCHV WHY

that-bl00dy-dead-riser

Hello Mr. O'Connor! You and your so-called 'evil alliance' are surrounded by me and my faction of social correct and well-dressed.

So, as of now, please give up Henry the bee and any forms of harm, and we will let you off the hook. If not, harsher methods may be used.

-Augustus

Jesus Christ.

My associates (@i-love-eel-sandwiches, @th4t-pyr0-p4n1ck3r, @minecraftinvispotion) and I are not afraid of a pack of boring losers in fancy suits.

How did you even find us?

What kind of harsher methods? You so-called "book characters" couldn't take me on in my sleep.

The Hell kind of name is Augustus?

@that-beekeeper and @fionaintheflowers, good to see that you're too cowardly to face us yourselves.

We're not scared of you. I have no idea what Salvador does but you'll have to get past fire, an invisible foe and an army that can't be killed because they're already dead. Bring it on.

Also don't call me Mr. O'Connor. It's weird.

I'm glad you're actually bothering to check your digital mailbox Enoch.

First of all, we only wear suits for our imagery and pictures. It's called 'Socially Correct' because we are clothed according to the current social ladders.

Second, I have my ways.

Third is not up for discussion right now. We're not stupid enough to tell our plans to you.

Fourth, what kind of name is Enoch? Did your parents just open to a random page in the bible or what? I was named after my distant relative Augustus Saint-Gaudens.

Fifth, Mr. Apiston and Mrs. Frauenfeld are busy with their own lives (something you clearly don't have)

So Enoch, do these answers please your? It seems your own beloved Mr. Tatterleg, Mr. Nullings, and Ms. Elephanta are also too cowardly to step forward.

that-bl00dy-dead-riser

We're not afraid of you. I'm the one answering your questions because you have been deemed not important enough to warrant the involvement of the entire Alliance.

How I got my name is my business and mine alone, and I think it would do you well, Augustus, to mind your own. We wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you now, would we? I'm sure all of peculiardom would weep for the loss of someone so interesting and significant. /s

No, these answers do not please me. I would like @that-beekeeper to man up and negotiate with me directly or else it could have dire consequences for his precious Henry, please and thanks.

that-beekeeper

Man up? ME? What ludicrous bullshit you spout! Must be getting it from your dear friend Salvador, no? It's a joke you tell me to "man up" when you wouldn't know the definition of honest and hardworking if it slapped you in the face!

You wouldn't dare hurt my Henry. You're reliant on the rest of your Alliance. @th4t-pyr0-p4n1ck3r is too sweet to wish harm upon my bee, and @i-love-eel-sandwiches too cowardly and hopelessly in love with my wife to wish to anger her.

@fionaintheflowers care to share your views, dear?

#HELP!#fiona f responds ❀#miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #fiona frauenfeld #dahlia gabriella frauenfeld

Share my views I shall!

Members of the evil alliance: I find it absolutely absurd that you’ve the nerve to tell my husband to “man up” for being rightfully distraught over the kidnapping of his beloved son.

The true children here are YOU ALL, especially Tatterleg — because I haven’t reciprocated his shallow feelings, he took it upon himself to take such drastic measures. How does such a thing?!?! Truly, I am at a loss.

Agreed, my dear. None of you’ve the nerve to even lay a finger upon Henry. What a sorry attempt at a threat. Truly, I’m quivering in fear. 🙄🙄

#FREE HENRY

DAHLIA GABRIELLA FRAUENFELD, WHAT ON EARTH HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?

Where have you acquired this photograph? What is this strange motorcar she is driving...? WHERE IS SHE GOING?!??!?!?? SHE'S NOT IN HER COOP!

headmistress-peregrine

With the aid of Addison MacHenry, we have cleared a misunderstanding between myself and the raccoon.

This disgusting, horrid, unsanitary rat is named Edgar. It has brought a sunflower to show its sympathy to our Henry.

#Free Henry, I suppose.

@backmouthclaire, Edgar must now depart. It is tracking filth throughout the house.

But... But.... But he's my friend! Fiona's chickens track filth through the house too sometimes and you don't say anything about that!

But yes, #FreeHenry!

They're but babes, Claire! They cannot help it if they track a bit of filth in the home...

Miss, I don't at all mind cleaning up after Edgar if it means Claire's little friend might live with us! Besides, I quite like Edgar; he's simply adorable!

#FREE HENRY

I implore you all to imagine the following scenario:

You’re an innocent little bee, who has gone your entire life wanting for absolutely nothing. Days spent basking in the sunlight, happily perched on your father’s shoulder whilst enjoying a plentiful supply of pollen…

Only for everything you’ve ever known, and loved, to be stripped away by a group of evil ruffians.

Now, you’re trapped in an underground lair, with no means of escaping.

Imagine how lonely that must feel? Imagine just how petrifying

#FREEHENRY. We shall never dare rest until he is returned home, safe, to his loving family — right where he belongs.

that-bl00dy-dead-riser

I'm sorry but this is just too funny. Have you ever considered a career in politics? Because, and I mean this as the highest of compliments, you're very good at emotionally manipulating the so-called 'Miss Peregrine fandom'.

#FREE HENRY #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #fiona frauenfeld #mphfpc rp

Perhaps I should get into politics! For it seems I’m far more likable than you and your so called evil alliance put together!

Some self-reflecting on precisely why my Tumblr friends seem to be preaching #FREE HENRY, as opposed to supporting your cruel endeavors might do you some good.

I implore you all to imagine the following scenario:

You’re an innocent little bee, who has gone your entire life wanting for absolutely nothing. Days spent basking in the sunlight, happily perched on your father’s shoulder whilst enjoying a plentiful supply of pollen…

Only for everything you’ve ever known, and loved, to be stripped away by a group of evil ruffians.

Now, you’re trapped in an underground lair, with no means of escaping.

Imagine how lonely that must feel? Imagine just how petrifying

#FREEHENRY. We shall never dare rest until he is returned home, safe, to his loving family — right where he belongs.

a-peculiar-committee-of-fashion

Beg pardon, but what on earth have I missed?! I stray away from this site for but a few days to tend to my dear chickies, and in that short window of time, my husband's poor son, Henry, has been KIDNAPPED??!?!?!

@i-love-eel-sandwiches I have been nothing but patient in regards to your foolish antics, but it seems it's no use! You've officially crossed the line, and now' I've no choice left but to intervene once and for all!

And while I'm not quite familiar with the other members of this "evil alliance" — @that-bl00dy-dead-riser @th4t-pyr0-p4n1ck3r @minecraftinvispotion — I should like to politely ask to please return Henry. He's but an innocent bee, and doesn't deserve to be stripped away from his loving family!

I am not joking about! This is a serious matter.

Tumblr friends, please do not brush this under the rug. #FREEHENRY. Protest, spread the word, do whatever you must to bring our precious Henry home, where he belongs.

I cannot tell you how gutted we are; particularly Hugh. He's a good man, who doesn't at all deserve this torment.

PLEASE, DO NOT LET THESE RUFFIANS GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!

Do not worry Ms. (Mrs.?) Frauenfeld. Me and my companion Hotah are currently in pursuit of Mr. Tatterleg and elder Mr. O'Connor. Henry shall be saved.