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This nightmare could be over tomorrow, if someone would tell the president Trump that previous president Obama could hold his breath for 10 minutes.

#president trump #nuclear #obama #tax reform #donald trump #republican #democrats #north korea #just saying #funny moments #meme

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#trump #nuclear #republican #democrats #donald trump #tax reform #north korea #black lives matter #gun control #usa

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I remember once my mother slapped me… because I was crying… because she slapped me …

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#funny but true #no shit #mother #my mother #funny moments #as a kid #when i was a kid #when i was young #desi parents #truth #parents #indians #indian fashion #pakistani people #pakistani #pakistani fashion #desi fashion #desi life

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When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert.

#robots #robotics #blow doll #funny #funny pics #rekt #roasted

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Asian career options:

1- Doctor

2- Lawyer

3- Engineer

4- Disgrace to the family

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America doesn’t have gun problem. We have mental illness problem. Oh yeah, we just need to find every mentally ill person in America and treat them! It’ll be so easy!

And we absolutely NEED semi-automatic, full automatic weapons, and bump stocks! It keeps the oppressive state (armed with missiles, drones, tanks, battleships, fighter jets, bombers, and nuclear weapons) from messing with us. The government is scared of our AR-15’s and that’s what keeps them from enslaving us all!

Plus they’re fun to shoot, so you know, the “sportsman” argument that we for some reason never apply to weapons that already are illegal like grenade launchers, RPG’s, short-barreled rifles, and bombs. Pretty sure those would be fun too, but whatevs.

If you make it illegal, only criminals will have it. That’s why the gangs in Australia have taken over as people were totally powerless to stop them! Same with any other place with decent gun control, they’re all run by gangs and are basically third world countries at this point. I just wonder why no one uses a grenade launcher for a mass shooting, it’s almost as if making it illegal actually made it hard to get for criminals, but that can’t be true! Criminals, by definition, aren’t affected by laws, that’s why there’s no point in ANY LAW, EVER. Why ban murder? Criminals will just do it anyway.

^If you don’t get the sarcasm go get yourself a helmet and never take it off.