The Gargoyles are Watching

[fireandfae]

Independent Roleplay blog for Malleus Draconia of Twisted Wonderland.

Written by Dani. (+21) Minors do not follow.

Rules | About

Mobile Rules below:

I play both the EN version and JP version of the game.

There will be spoilers on this blog because I do like to talk about events Malleus is involved in. I will tag these posts as "#twst spoilers" for at least the first week after the content is released on the JP server.

I don’t care what terms you use for things whether it’s EN or JP. I’m fine with either and I’ll probably just use whichever you do.

I DO NOT do exclusives or mains.

This blog is multiship. There will be no "one true ship."

No force or assumed shipping in threads please.

I mostly ship based on muse interactions and chemistry in RP. Even if I ship something in the game's canon, it might not always work between particular muses or writing styles.

HOWEVER - if we have interacted a few times and you feel there's some chemistry between our muses you are welcome to discuss a ship with me! I am fond of quite a lot of Mal ships.

I love doing crossovers and AUs.

I am also fine with OCs. The only exception being that I won’t write with OCs set up to be blood-related to Malleus in some way that aren’t his canonical family (His father and grandmother are exceptions since they exist but we know so little about them they may as well be OCs for the moment).

I can be slow sometimes replying to longer threads, but you can always nudge me once or twice if I seem to have completely forgotten or missed a reply.

I’m very patient so take as much time as you need to respond to anything.

No need to match my length in your replies. Just give me something to build off of in your reply and I’m good.

I’m generally pretty open to writing most subjects and threads, but if I feel uncomfortable with a particular plot or topic, please respect my feelings and I’ll do the same to you.

I’m over 21 so any mature topics will be tagged if they happen on this blog.

I won’t acknowledge or be involved in drama of any kind.

I don’t use small text or any sort of special formatting in my posts because my eyes suck, but you can use it if you prefer since I have things adjusted on my end.

[fireandfae]

Sends the most cringe shit to Rollo and then disappears again :/

[fireandfae]

#i need to bring back my mal dni

why did you ever take it down :/ smh rollo would be ashamed

[fireandfae]

i really think rollo and leona need a therapy club bc why do they do the exact same things?

[fireandfae]

HSR!Mal is staring into the TWST timeline at Rollo wistfully like

Damn wish my version wasn't so lame.

[fireandfae]

Ashveil passes a (revised) business card to Malleus without a card, an inviting smile that promises answers and professional service. In the card, it lists his name and address, as well as what falls under his role as detective.

... Including "marriage/divorce counseling". Employee discount provided for spouses who work with the agency.

@voyagaer || Ashveil

Why is this soggy looking man offering him a card about marriage? Is this some strange human marriage ritual? As if he has time to pursue such a thing. Much less with some like - this.

He barely glances at the words printed on the cardboard before passing it off to Dana as if it's trash.

"If you think you've gained some sort of status in my eyes by removing that unsightly person from my presence, I fear you are sadly mistaken."

[fireandfae]

also i just have to say that Marinafinne and Dunasmina are the worst names for dorms ever ASDKLJALKDSJA like Marine Fin??? Really????

And the logos for RSA are so ugly too 😭 It really feels like they didn't try

[fireandfae]

TWST's fall off is legendary. I remember when they had actual animations of all the boys doing cute stuff for their anni trailers and now the best they can do is a slow powerpoint 😭 Just embarrassing. Pack it up.

Obviously my opinion doesn't really matter because I'm not that into twst anymore but the RSA boys seem - weird? Idk the NRC characters already had such ties to the original heros AND villains like why do we need the actual heroes? The silhouettes also just look really stereotypical like disney really wants to cash in on the big faces.

I know I know. Money. Sell more cards. Disney gotta crank out those new source of money for more characters.

I guess it doesn't matter to me since I won't be pulling them aSLDKJALSKDJA but it still feels a little sad to see how far twst has strayed

[ardenseas]

@fireandfae

"Geralt said that the most common dragons are green, the rarest gold." She tiles her head to the side. "I've never seen a dragon before," Not after they all died out and became a rare sight overall. "But why are you green and black?"

[fireandfae]

Humans are amusingly stupid sometimes. One would think she might suspect that he might not be an ordinary dragon if she found his appearance so strange.

But no. They always choose the easier explanation. The one that requires less believing and more comfort. The safe one.

Free entertainment.

He blows out a breath through his nostrils, smoke flickering on his breath for an instant before vanishing in the light breeze.

"Do you think I chose my coloring before I was born for the sole purpose of confusing you?" The tip of his tail flicks from side to side as his gaze lazily drifts towards the sky.

"I could just as easily ask you why you all are so short and fragile. I'm certain you wouldn't survive one swipe from my tail."

[fireandfae]

seeing posts on twitter about wuthering heights WILL be the end of me because they're all either people thinking the movie is legit or reading the book and pearl clutching over it

WHAT DID YOU REALLY EXPECT FROM A GOTHIC ROMANCE???? WITHOUT THE FUCKED UP TROPES, THE FORBIDDEN THEMES AND THE EMPHASIS ON THE TABOO THERE IS NO GOTHIC LITERATURE!!!!! THE MOVIE IS UTTER SHIT ITS JUST THE DIRECTOR WRITING SOME WEIRD FANFIC THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BOOK ENOUGH!!!!! NEVER TOUCH GOTHIC LIT AGAIN!!!

anyway everyone should listen to wuthering heights by kate bush and read the book because its so fucked up and messy and delicious <33333

[fireandfae]

What DOES one do with a hooker?

Though he seems content enough with the ice cream. Perhaps that's all that was required.

[fireandfae]

There are two gay moments in canon media that made me gasp out loud:

Crowley straight up kissing Aziraphale on the lips in season 2 and

Eito telling Takumi he loved him as he died

Like I can't explain how shocked I was by those two scenes happening in canon asDLKAJSDLKJA

(Runner up to the lesbian lawyer in Broadchurch but I kinda saw that one coming. I just didn't think they'd let them actually kiss on screen so it wasn't a gasp out loud thing like the other two.)

[fireandfae]

Happy Valentine's Day to the best Love Confession in Death ever

[trestole]

" Er are you sure about that-- he looks like a one cell organism tbh " so much for the high maintenance when he's just eating his ice cream in the corner.

" Fine fine, here " she presses a stack of greens in her hand " This should cover it "

[voyagaer]

She makes quick work of counting each bill, the smile blooming in her face when it's a satisfied amount. Finally, a reasonable client.

" Thanks for your business. " Silver Wolf stuffs the credits in her pocket and pats Blade's shoulder. No need to hand him over to the Luofu again this week. " Alright, thirty minutes at most, yeah? He has ... a special condition. Can't be out here for too long, you see, but he's got the goods that's up to yours - or his taste. "

His, being Dana's horned companion. He seems too vanilla, but men are unpredictable in their own right.

[fireandfae]

"A condition?" What did she mean? Was the man ill? He looked well enough although his expression was impossible to read. Although he was eating the ice cream...

"Are you ill? I am a healer so perhaps I might be able to help if it is a physical ailment." He glances over at Silver Wolf in case the man wasn't able to speak for himself.

[trestole]

Ummmm.....pushes Blade away and puts back the bandages on him. Yeah sure whatever man, go ahead.

[fireandfae]

Comes back with an ice cream cone for all three of them. Including Blade even though the bandages aren't really staying on.

"You're right. Spending money did help. A little."

[trestole]

No she doesn't mean--- its about on WHAT you spend your money that it can or can't bring you the release you chase.

Alright time to bring out the hookers---

[fireandfae]

Hm. Fine.

He's marching off towards the "ICE CREAM! 300 DIFFERENT FLAVORS TO TRY!" sign.

[trestole]

Because he doesn't know HOW to spend them--

[fireandfae]

Sure he does. You just - hand it over.

He's seen her spend it plenty of times.