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[fireborn2479]

When u hear someone talking shit Picture from one-geck-to-rule-us-all

[thursday]

[courteouscanines-blog]

When you are at the dog park and people are giving other people shit advice.

[veterinaryhumor]

Or at the pet store listening to the employees

[reptimania]

or hear somebody spouting garbage about snakes or spiders. 

[fireborn2479]

Or talking to your mom

[nikkiedubsxo]

CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS

[fireborn2479]

Snakes

This one time in seventh grade I was holding our class pet medusa, a ball python, and she decided to bite me. I stared at her for a solid five minutes and she stared right back. After that I was too lazy to say something or take her off so I had a snake gnawing my hand for 45 minutes. I still regret nothing.

[yeahponcho]

my lizard needs an exorcist 

[i-m-snek]

I freaking hate it when they do that. Sparx always does it with his morning stretches and it freaks me out every time.

[fireborn2479]

I did not know you had a pet demon named Sparx who possesses lizards daily

[livingiskool-deactivated2016050]

Reblog if you wanna be spammed with anonymous questions!

Pls spam, i will (try to) answer to every single one!

[kaidancrossing]

Please I need something to do during my lunch break

[this-is-wild]

This never happens, but I want to answer things!

[earthandanimals]

Oh boy

[reptles-blog]

Sure! Anything animal related is fine. :)

[fireborn2479]

Did you know that Stalin killed more people than Hitler

[dimpledlouis]

"on average there are 7 people who look just like you" wtf……. those blessed souls………….. have fun bein cute 

[fireborn2479]

Oh my I am so sorry for you all

[arianneiam-deactivated20130318]

[fireborn2479]

I read this when one of my classmates had a shaved head in the shape of an arrow. AND IT WAS DYED BLUE!

[fireborn2479]

Decided to go smaller this year

[autisticsimon-archive-blog]

yo this is my lizard jeffery

look at this A+ lizard

[fireborn2479]

THAT IS A GECKO YOU FUCKING UNCULTURED PIECE OF MORNING DEW

[fireborn2479]

My mom literally just said, "If someone retaliates, you don't retaliate back. That is not how the world works" Let us now take a moment to think of all the times this has happened.