Fire-Crotch Satire

Calling this bullshit

[where-did-all-the-pain-go-deact]

[dre561-deactivated20230925]

Why not

[firecrotchsatire]

Because the FBI are watching.

But yeah, fuck it, let's give it a shot.

[catchymemes]

[firecrotchsatire]

Microphones all around us.

[sixpenceee]

[firecrotchsatire]

When I'm smoking a spliff and slowly drinking scotch while writing and listening to Beck.

[ontarom]

When I made it I knew it would have a shelf life of like, a week, so enjoy it for one last time.

[firecrotchsatire]

She only became a jedi because he father bought he a Lightsaber.

[lorelaigilmoure]

F.r.i.e.n.d.s. // Joker (insp)

[firecrotchsatire]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

A twitter Happily ever after

[melaninmedicine]

So fucking cuteeeee

[candiikismet]

I would LOVE THIS

[universalgoats]

I hate gushers

[firecrotchsatire]

Shots fired

[kyojinsenshu]

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

[afrowitchcraft-deactivated20180]

AND THAT IS THE TEA

[tacticalpineapple]

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

[firecrotchsatire]

[firecrotchsatire]

Wish I had known about this stuff before.

Would have been pouring this shit all over my life.

[firecrotchsatire]

It's amazing that after 6 years, my job still doesn't know how to spell my name on my last paycheck

[yimmypee]

british white men are possibly the foulest creatures alive i have never seen such a concentrated level of ugly in a single population and I say that with the MOST racism that I can muster

[firecrotchsatire]

But at least they're polite.

[catchymemes]

Do you remember them?

[genjichu]

What about

[division912]

NOOOOO

[hellcatbruiser]

I can’t believe they did it to ‘em

[firecrotchsatire]

I still feel worse about turning 40.

[firecrotchsatire]

There was so much subtext when they walked past me.

Guys: trailing to rear-view polkadot friend

Jeans: striding to distance polkadot friend

Polkadot: oblivious to everything while talking about getting more Instagram shots.

[firecrotchsatire]

What I got for my 40th birthday at work.

And no, that's not even a Hostess cup cake.

[golden-jay98-deactivated2020072]

The whole “Drake” codename would’ve been way better if DC had based it after dragons and not ducks.

[firecrotchsatire]

I can't believe I spent money on that issue.

Hey DC

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

How does marvel and these expensive movies have hundred of millions of dollars to fund these movies but have wigs that look like that

[firecrotchsatire]

Because no one values us red heads.

Also two of those are D.C. but yeah.

[demilypyro]

Remember when the TV would fizzle when you touched it man I haven’t thought about that in years

[firecrotchsatire]

Remember when the TV didn't have a power button, just a volume knob you turned to the left until it clicked

[firecrotchsatire]