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This blog is dead. I don't play Hearthstone anymore

[goldencommon]

“Where the fuck is the weapon removal? I put so fucking much of it in the deck for the purposes of killing this asshole and it’s fucking not here.”

— Danehearth’s anti-Pirate Warrior build has one small flaw.

[szeras]

varian: stands there and monologues in front of gul’dan even though everyone is telling him to hurry up and kill him before he can pull off one of his trademark  ghoulish daniel tricks

gul’dan: oh no it seems i’ve set a trap :v

blizz: the horde’s betrayal cost varian his life

[goldencommon]

So close. And yet.

[incorrectwarcraftquotations]

tag what you're majoring in/intend to major in

Thrall: Respecting Women

Illidan: bat man

Anduin: minecraft

Velen: in the tags guys

Mekkatorque: youtube

Sylvanas: Criminal justice and psychology

Malfurion: fuckin weed

Vol'jin: W

Lor'themar: i'm terrified that i'll lock myself into an interest that i'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i've pursued over my life!

Garrosh: Minecraft

Nazgrim: minecraft as well

[scrptrx]

T1 me: play Evolve T1 him: concede

😂

[goldencommon]

Anduin’s school district forbids the teaching of evolution, you see.

[onceiwashere]

laptops all of you

[draeneis]

tiffin wrynn wasn't actually hit by a stone. her head just did that

[wowhead]

pretty fucked up how the alliance leaders, some of whom are thousands and thousands of years old, have to listen to a 18 year old human who’s left his house like twice, ever

[fireelementalofficial]

this blog is 100% dead sry

[whereshadowsthrive]

I lost a game of Hearthstone today cuz Wrathion isN’T LISTED AS A DRAGON (and therefore dies to Dragonfire Potion) and I’m still salty about it. 

[onceiwashere]

if anduin wrynn is “such a good and righteous king” then why is he still trapped inside the locker i shoved him into this morning

[fireelementalofficial]

Someone threw down Ragnaros, I fucking pulled their Doomsayer with Dirty Rat the turn after and they conceded

[fireelementalofficial]

warlock who put Troggzor the Earthinator and Unlicensed Apothecary on the board at the same time: “there’s no way this can possibly go wrong”

[fireelementalofficial]

I wasn’t feeling hearthstone so much for a while but I did have a game worth talking about the other day. I was playing at low ranks in standard, my opponent had a Cult Master and three things with 1 health on the board, and their hand was almost full (nine cards I think). I played Cornered Sentry and some whirlwind card, causing them to overdraw hella and burn like six cards (and it did matter, they ended losing from fatigue damage). I don’t think I’ve ever disrespected someone that hard in hs before

[fireelementalofficial]

The current brawl is the kind that I’d normally want to try a bunch of decks with but this time I managed to find the perfect deck on the first try. (okay so I made my first attempt with a slightly different build but the idea was the same) It loses to big things like jade, pogo rogue, and inner fire priest, and mages with Stargazer Luna are a tough match up but nothing else has much of a chance. The idea is basically just to throw down taunts and stack armor until you’re untouchable, and then annoy the opponent to death with Yogg

[fireelementalofficial]

GOD

I don’t think I’d had a game that I immediately felt a need to post about in a long time. I also opened Rexxar in the KFT bundle so I felt a need to bring out the no minions hunter (feat. Barnes and Y’Shaarj because I’m a terrible human being) for the first time in a while. I got matched with a quest warrior, which most of the decks I use don’t do well against so my hopes weren’t high. But I got Barnes + Y’Shaarj out early in the game and they won the game for me. That game wasn’t especially notable, but then I got another game with the same person and drew Y’Shaarj on turn one (sad face). I resigned myself to a loss, only to have them pull Y’Shaarj with Dirty Rat (probably trying to get Barnes. thanks dude). So I used spells to cut down the rat and the taunts they threw down the next turns for turn four lethal. n i c e. I honestly couldn’t have blamed them if they added me to rage at me after that

[fireelementalofficial]

Ten packs into the Frozen Throne bundle and I’ve already gotten exactly what I hoped for out of it B)