Ukai, sitting up suddenly in bed: Oh, shIT! I'm late for volleyball practice!
Ukai: Oh wait...I don't play volleyball anymore...
Ukai: *lies back down*
Ukai, shoots up again: I'M THE COACH!!
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Takeda, sitting up in bed suddenly: Shoot! I'm late for school!
Takeda: Oh yeah, I'm 29...
Takeda: *lies back down*
Takeda, shoots back up: I'M A TEACHER!!











