f i r e l i t e

“We remember through all the firelit glow // Of a great hearth's gleam and glare, And we looked for a space at each happy face // And the love that was written there.”  - Caris Brooke

[positivity-in-pain]

[drxgonfly]

Madeira (by Lukas Furlan)

[ariaste]

Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. 

You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”

Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.

This isn’t fucking rocket science, people. 

[matociquala]

I have reblogged this before. I will reblog it again. And it’s not just romantic relationships: it’s family members and friends as well.

[smartass-stripper]

This kind of woke my ass up because of the amount of times I’ve had a buddy who didn’t check on me, didn’t want me to check on them, but didn’t want me to leave.

[adhdemiman-deactivated20190618]

Anyone else get irrationally angry when they hear someone say “Sports/PE boosts kids’ self-esteem!” Or is it just me?

[throughwinterfields]

Francy Fra

[fyeahbroadway]

[jalouise]

By the way did you know,I love poppies…

[clippy]

today’s date is

[savior-of-memories]

How long have you been wait to post this?

[saddest-cat-hours]

[fireliter]

Hwat teh fcuk

[tintinintibet]

Mask of Sorrow

Magadan, Russia

59°35′30.62″N 150°48′43.65″E / 59.5918389°N 150.8121250°E / 59.5918389; 150.8121250 

[fireliter]

this better be a pokestop

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[markocomics]

Summer is pretty much over. I am making a proper little send-off comic but I gotta take it slow because of my hand. But here’s some Nerd and Jock comics from this summer! 

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: We’re going to have to use a color remover to take out the blue pigment, then apply more pigment to allow for the proteins in the hair to adhere to it. Then possibly mix three different types of toners to reach the goal of your natural hair color.

Hairdresser: pretty simple

Me: this is chemistry

Hairdresser: yeah, but people don’t like when we talk that way

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: so you’re a mortician?

Me: apprentice

Hairdresser: do you know why formaldehyde is used in clothing?

Me: I didn’t know that was a thing

Hairdresser: I think it’s due to the preserving qualities? But I don’t think that’s right.

Me: It’s not just a preservative, it’s also a disinfectant ‘cause it destroys bacteria as well as their food supply. It’s also a dehydrator. 

Hairdresser: why not just use alcohol?

Me: good question. Formaldehyde is super cheap, so probably to cut costs

Hairdresser: is it really a carcinogen? 

Me: yeah, I’m going to have so much cancer

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: so you’re going natural to work at a funeral home?

Me: yeah

Hairdresser: while still in school?

Me: well we work in the funeral homes so we have uuuuh … experience with cases

Hairdresser: you can just say bodies it’s fine 

Me: oh thank god

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Five Minutes Later

Me: yeah so we don’t do autopsies it’s one of my pet peeves

Hairdresser: what if someone wakes up while you’re embalming them?

Me: there’s a huge difference between a living body and a dead one

second hairdresser: I think we should add more toner, but yeah I think rigor mortis would make it pretty obvious

Me: that and being in a fridge for a few days you will be dead by the time you get to us

Hairdresser: I think pumping them full of a carcinogen would help with that

[antique-scarecrow]

your hair is going to look incredible

[bklynbibi]

Embracing your bisexuality is not only brave but also healing

[bklynbibi]

Me at the terfs reblogging this

[bklynbibi]

Keep reblogging this the terfs are getting big mad and throwing tantrums

[did-you-know]

[drankinwatahmelin]

#2 did not come to play with you hoes

[hyperbemily]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[fuocogo]

What A Thrill

[chocolatesprinklesroyale]

Okay, real talk. I fully support Firefighters doing this kind of race. This is great training for rescue missions, and encourages Firefighters to give it their all.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

dude fucking pogo jumps his ladder to get a headstart legend absolute legend

[un-cerebro-hambriento]

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

[poppetdrop]

listen….I dunno what that says but these are the fucking greatest

[crimson-sun]

Welcome to JTV Pokecenter! Please ensure your pokemon are in a carrier, on a leash, or in their pokeballs at all times. Thank you!

Your friendly neighbourhood veterinary clinic is probably the closest thing in real life to a pokemon center, eh? So here are some pics of a few of my patients re-imagined as pokemon. I’ve been meaning to do a mashup like this for a while, but now seems a particularly relevant time.

(And if you ever visit our little clinic with your real life critters, I’ll check out your pokemon as well for free! ;) )