Fire-Made-Flesh

Name's Danika. If you want to laugh, cry, debate, scream or all the above, look no further. I landed here on Tumblr many years ago and I don’t how to escape. I’ve decided to accept my fate that I’ll be here forever.

[catgirl-catboy]

No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

[fiovske]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Saw this, thought of here.

[mortalityplays]

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

[afeelgoodblog]

I got a chuckle out of this.

[memeuplift]

[memeuplift]

[egberts]

imagine a video of a crepe being made and then imagine the audio that might go along with it. whatever you just imagined is wrong

[vy2gumi]

[hellsite-yano]

this is the fire they use to cook the krabby patties with

[depsidase]

[amateur]

[ncoley]

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Still feel like I’ve hit a weird parallel universe or something.

[teesadutta]

6.29.22

[verylostpenguin]

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

[verylostpenguin]

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

[verylostpenguin]

I thought I’d let you know how they’ve been getting on during lockdown, so here’s some of the FaceTime conversation from today:

“My goodness, the way technology is advancing - in 20 years we’ll be able to shake hands through the screen!”

“Rex, I don’t think we’ll be here in 20 years.”

“Well you can make your own plans, I shall only be 109.”

[verylostpenguin]

What’s up friends, it’s been 3 years, grandpa has made it to 88 and they’ve been married 62.5 years! Please enjoy another instalment:

Grandpa: the new packs are.. it’s.. what is it. It self destructs

Grandma : biodegradable, Rex.

[ousia-poetica]

There are silences that hurt and noises that say nothing. Art prints by Talia Skyles

[obiwan]

ROBERT PATTINSON as BATMAN: 

[whitepeopletwitter]

Sick burn bro

[whitepeopletwitter]

It’s pronounced felociraptor, dumbass