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Hi this is a pinned post to save room in my bio for funny phrases. Before that tho you should look at these guys

Wow that's neat. That's awesome. This is the coolest thing ever.

what's the spider book 👀

I’m very happy you asked!

so we begin: an evil alien brain slug is infiltrating the Canadian parliament. his troop-leader has already secured the body of Canada’s future prime minister. he’s in the body of the prime minister’s son, and is pretending to be him (going to classes, following his routine, etc) UNTIL!!!! HE GETS HIT BT A TRUCK!!

the slug wakes up in a mausoleum. a glowing golden goddess tasks him with killing the demon king. he says “what?” but unfortunately the processes are already processing. he wakes up again: he’s in the body of a (formerly) dead prince, in medieval fantasy Britain.

seems pretty straight forward, right? well here’s the twist. in the depths of a castle, he finds a grey-skinned human/spider hybrid being held captive. this “spider man” has an eight pack. the slug is affected by the eight pack.

and now the spider is coming along on their crusade to kill the demon king. but wait! freeing him from imprisonment might have had consequences. the consequences being, the slug is now bondaged to the gills and being dragged underground, where the spider’s gigantic cannibalistic mother awaits.

and what happens next?? will the slug find a way to contact his troops, and resume their alien invasion in this new fantastical world? how will they fight the demon king? will the slug have anal sex with the spider? you’ll have to read to find out!

it’s called The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo, and currently it’s in pre-order

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AND it’s currently 20% off on bookshop.org! which is a great alternative to amazon, by the way, as every order supports local bookstores

#my arachnophobia says perhaps not. curiosity says perhaps so 🤔 much to consider here

vy2gumi

Was looking for apps to download to my watch and one of them was neko atsume...

Like seeing an old friend

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TUBBS IN HD BABEY!!!!!!!!!

#MY GUY!!!!! LET HIM EAT!!! LET HIM FEAST!!!

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#THEY HIT THE SECOND TWIN DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#GUMI GUMI WAKE UP THEY HIT THE UTAUGON!!!!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING UTAUGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#vocasynth

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#due to inflation we now have to buy his pages instead of just finding them. great economy

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Have you ever gone bird watching?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

Birdwatching is seeing a boom among young people in the UK. The reasons why are paradoxical.

#I wish I lived in a good area for it! where I am only birds to watch for are buzzards and chickens NDJDJDUDJDJ

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Something I’ve noticed is

THAT PEOPLE POKE THEIR NOSE WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG!

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How many cleaning products do you usually use when bathing / showering?

0 (just water, nothing else)

1 (e.g. all-in-one wash)

2 (e.g. only shampoo and body soap)

3

4

5

6

7

8

9-10

More than 10

I don’t bathe or shower this way due to physical conditions or something else

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours

*This poll was submitted to us and we simply posted it so people could vote and discuss their opinions on the matter. If you’d like for us to ask the internet a question for you, feel free to drop the poll of your choice in our inbox and we’ll post them anonymously (for more info, please check our pinned post).

#just shampoo conditioner and body wash. can't do too much lest my skin fall off my bones #wait prev brushing teeth in shower is so smart fuuuuck why did I never think of that before.............. I might try that

saw Ashe slander bc he can help the church in the lonato mission like ‪😭 ashe watched the church kill his brother years ago and they're now going to kill his father who decided launch an attack right after sending Ashe to that church. Like this definitely did NOT look good for Ashe at the time 😭 obviously he wanted no part in lonato's death but he and his siblings absolutely would've been killed if he didn't comply omggggg 😭😭😭

#poor Ashe it's been 7 years and no one still takes your character seriously 😭😭😭 it's ok I got you #I've been a day 1 ashe fan the day they showed that boy I was like that's MY BOY and I've stood by that TO THIS DAY ‼️‼️‼️#I'm once again agonizing that fe3h doesn't let characters personally affected by chapters spend much dialogue in the main story #like we absolutely should have heard more questioning from the knights towards Ashe if he came to the school to infiltrate for Lonato #and how much pressure he had to feel to comply to even the worst extremes bc of his siblings being at castle gaspard #the church taking in his siblings after the fact could be an act of mercy and kindness... orrr a semi hostage situation to ashe if he #doesn't choose his next actions and words following these events very carefully #this is also why I find it fascinating to recruit him on crimson flower #in this route he gets to question the church as a whole system instead of being convinced that all the blame falls on the western church #for convincing lonato for attacking. and now he should never ever ever question the central church for slaughtering anyone who isn't with em #cmon little buddy don't you wanna be a knight? follow church rules and you (and your family) will be ooookay 👍#Ashe 🤝 Mercedes 🤝 Sylvain : blue lions characters that are most interesting to yoink for crimson flower

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YOU.

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People are reblogging this so i need u all to know her name is Satana and she commits crimes on the daily. But I forgive her because otherwise she literally bites me in the ass