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Hi this is a pinned post to save room in my bio for funny phrases. Before that tho you should look at these guys
Wow that's neat. That's awesome. This is the coolest thing ever.
Ain't no way trump just interrupted tv to shill a fucking crypto scheme oml
THIS MAN IS DEMENTIA BABBLING ABOUT DOUBLING UR CRYPTO ON TV AS AN URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT WHERE THE HELL AM I
Yall hes looping this shit every 10 minutes babbling at you to buy crypto this is ridiculous
Stepdad backed out of where he was watching the game's livestream and I was like. Wait is this a youtube livestream and he was like yeah. And I was like did yall try to buy any of this just now and mom was like I looked it up and was thinking of it? And I was like back out of that shit this is a fuckin scam NDJDJDDJDJDJDJ
Ain't no way trump just interrupted tv to shill a fucking crypto scheme oml
THIS MAN IS DEMENTIA BABBLING ABOUT DOUBLING UR CRYPTO ON TV AS AN URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT WHERE THE HELL AM I
Yall hes looping this shit every 10 minutes babbling at you to buy crypto this is ridiculous
Ain't no way trump just interrupted tv to shill a fucking crypto scheme oml
THIS MAN IS DEMENTIA BABBLING ABOUT DOUBLING UR CRYPTO ON TV AS AN URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT WHERE THE HELL AM I
Ain't no way trump just interrupted tv to shill a fucking crypto scheme oml
Can someone identify this bug I found on my couch
I should be allowed to kill people on the days before my period starts
the concept of staff reinstating pjackk's account bc toby fox asked them to
tumblr will never do a mass ban wave again out of fear of a banned account being so beloved it makes toby fox ask for its reinstatement
the concept of staff reinstating pjackk's account bc toby fox asked them to
turn the tv on it doesn't matter what channel
yeah he looks just like salt beef anyone would make this mistake
happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3
Testing something: who are your favorite canon trans women in fiction?
Oh hey it's after 4:30 pm on a Friday perfect time to bug the shit out of a business employee
You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.
How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.
When I get blood samples at work sometimes they’re still warm from being imminently inside the patient’s veins and my hands are always cold because all the labs Ive work in are in the basement and they keep it kinda cold for whatever reason (and I’m also just a chilly kid).
And I clutch the little warm tubes of blood and feel this sick person warming my hands and I think about how kind you might be and how I wish I could hold your hand and how badly, how really really badly, I want you to get better and stay warm and hold someone’s hand again.
And anyway sometimes it’s better to not think so vividly about the people I’m doing tests for. I’m a good little cog in a vast machine of people all trying to heal and cure, and my cog feels so fucking small sometimes. But I hope the blood I prepare for you helps you breathe better and laugh and wake up feeling well rested.
We’ve never met but you warmed my hands and I want you to know I love you and I’m rooting for you.
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