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shark vs the universe
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JBB: An Artblog!

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@vy2gumi
Hi this is a pinned post to save room in my bio for funny phrases. Before that tho you should look at these guys
Wow that's neat. That's awesome. This is the coolest thing ever.
sex with android = free bottom surgery. think about it. takes your penus off and instantly cauterizes the wound
your robot wife that can give you that barbie special. just straight up nothing it
The implication that androids having sex results in lava is terrifying. Do not tell the robo yumes!!!!!!!!!!!
TO SHREDS YOU SAY
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🗣️🔊 ROGUMI SEX ‼️‼️‼️‼️
ROGUMI SEX 2‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
CAN YALL STOP DOIJG THIS IN FRONT OF THE BLUE !!!!!!!
ROGUMI SEX LAVA. CALL A DOCTOR
300 VOCAL SYNTH TOURNAMENT ROUND 4 BRACKET 5
(VOTE TO SAVE) UNI vs. VY2
UNI
VY2
Dunkin Donuts has the vy2gumi drink
It's not bad tbh
This gives you the opposite effect of the mcdonalds grimace drink where instead of mysterious gruesome purple accidents you are filled with joyous pink and green wonder
It's about time for lonkie to go get his teefies checked again :( we just had to remove a chewy snack he loved bc we found blood on it cuz it got too crunchy ohhhhh baby lonkkkkkkk
My watch congratulating me for standing up from my desk and walking to the toilet. Ok thanks
Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!
Hi I'm a size 1.5 girlie I have to go to the thrift store right now and get a 2xl dress to put on and show to my tiktok followers and call it ugly before I chop off 1/4 of it to turn into an even uglier outfit and waste the rest of the fabric bc I'm soooooo skinnyyyyyy I didn't even need that excess fabric 🤗🤗🤗 I could've used a dress my size for this but then you couldn't have seen how smaaaaaaaaaalll I am compared to how huuuuuuuge this dress for FAT PEOPLE was before I FIXED IT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The moment a skinny person approaches any plus sized clothing in a thrift store this should happen to them
Hi I'm a size 1.5 girlie I have to go to the thrift store right now and get a 2xl dress to put on and show to my tiktok followers and call it ugly before I chop off 1/4 of it to turn into an even uglier outfit and waste the rest of the fabric bc I'm soooooo skinnyyyyyy I didn't even need that excess fabric 🤗🤗🤗 I could've used a dress my size for this but then you couldn't have seen how smaaaaaaaaaalll I am compared to how huuuuuuuge this dress for FAT PEOPLE was before I FIXED IT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
today I eat a burger
trouble kids
Special shoutout to all the queer, intersex, and trans het folks. Sorry for all the “it’s illegal to be straight this month” jokes you’ll have to endure. Y’all are still very much part of the community.
Cleffa deserves a triple scoop waffle cone because Jacinthe says so!