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Hi this is a pinned post to save room in my bio for funny phrases. Before that tho you should look at these guys

Wow that's neat. That's awesome. This is the coolest thing ever.

Hate living with magats why they watching this dorky ass ufc event

Oh my god this is for his birthday? This is his special birthday boy bash? This country is so fucking embarassing we really let a pedophile turn the capital into a fucking playground

#when does it end. when does he. yknow.

Hate living with magats why they watching this dorky ass ufc event

#where did the lightning go bring that back it'd be mad funny

vy2gumi

Me and mom started watching this show called traitors and we jus finished the first season of the us version and it was the coolest shit

vy2gumi

Never mind the second season has Peppermint from drag race and they did her so fucking dirty Peppermint I'm sorry 🥲🥲🥲

vy2gumi

Season 3 has Bob the drag queen omg I love Bob

#I think the 'white people love cardigans' bit so much

anonpolls

A strange genie appears and has an offer for you. You’ll be cured of all, you’ll have a stable job you’re happy with, and you’ll basically just live the best life you can imagine. However, there’s a catch—you’ll have to relive one specific grade level from middle or high school (the genie is American).

Which would you pick?

6th grade

7th grade

8th grade

9th/freshman year

10th/sophomore year

11th/junior year

12th/senior year

decline the magician’s offer

none, i am the magician

answers to the magician

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

#12th grade again ez most nothing year of em all #tho I'm curious like relive it as it went or just have tk be a 28 year old senior in high school kdjdjdjdehdjdhehdhd #either way yeahhhh

wastrelwoods

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

brawltogethernow

They missed. 😔

#doctor fucked your shit uopppppppp

bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva

Girls with swords are great but there aren't enough girls with flanged maces or morning stars to go around. Give me a woman who does bludgeoning damage

orpheuslament

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

#I'd be sooooo good as a house pet dude it's not fair

vy2gumi

Ain't no way trump just interrupted tv to shill a fucking crypto scheme oml

vy2gumi

THIS MAN IS DEMENTIA BABBLING ABOUT DOUBLING UR CRYPTO ON TV AS AN URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT WHERE THE HELL AM I

vy2gumi

Yall hes looping this shit every 10 minutes babbling at you to buy crypto this is ridiculous

vy2gumi

Stepdad backed out of where he was watching the game's livestream and I was like. Wait is this a youtube livestream and he was like yeah. And I was like did yall try to buy any of this just now and mom was like I looked it up and was thinking of it? And I was like back out of that shit this is a fuckin scam NDJDJDDJDJDJDJ

#I WAS LIKE I KNKW TBIS MAN IS STUPID BUT WHY IS HE COMING ON HERE TO DO THIS???#ig whoever is hosting the baseball livestream is doin some shit lmao ???? bc in the corner of the stream there's a countdown to this urgent #announcement ?? idk maybe it is real either way won't shock me #this maga shit is so brain rotting why the fuck is my mom buying crypto #she's been finance obsessed my whole life and has NEVRR played w her money like this #she said she bought some months ago and I'm like???? WHY????