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Hi this is a pinned post to save room in my bio for funny phrases. Before that tho you should look at these guys
Wow that's neat. That's awesome. This is the coolest thing ever.
what's the spider book 👀
I’m very happy you asked!
so we begin: an evil alien brain slug is infiltrating the Canadian parliament. his troop-leader has already secured the body of Canada’s future prime minister. he’s in the body of the prime minister’s son, and is pretending to be him (going to classes, following his routine, etc) UNTIL!!!! HE GETS HIT BT A TRUCK!!
the slug wakes up in a mausoleum. a glowing golden goddess tasks him with killing the demon king. he says “what?” but unfortunately the processes are already processing. he wakes up again: he’s in the body of a (formerly) dead prince, in medieval fantasy Britain.
seems pretty straight forward, right? well here’s the twist. in the depths of a castle, he finds a grey-skinned human/spider hybrid being held captive. this “spider man” has an eight pack. the slug is affected by the eight pack.
and now the spider is coming along on their crusade to kill the demon king. but wait! freeing him from imprisonment might have had consequences. the consequences being, the slug is now bondaged to the gills and being dragged underground, where the spider’s gigantic cannibalistic mother awaits.
and what happens next?? will the slug find a way to contact his troops, and resume their alien invasion in this new fantastical world? how will they fight the demon king? will the slug have anal sex with the spider? you’ll have to read to find out!
it’s called The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo, and currently it’s in pre-order
AND it’s currently 20% off on bookshop.org! which is a great alternative to amazon, by the way, as every order supports local bookstores
Was looking for apps to download to my watch and one of them was neko atsume...
Like seeing an old friend
TUBBS IN HD BABEY!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever gone bird watching?
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Birdwatching is seeing a boom among young people in the UK. The reasons why are paradoxical.
Something I’ve noticed is
THAT PEOPLE POKE THEIR NOSE WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG!
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saw Ashe slander bc he can help the church in the lonato mission like 😭 ashe watched the church kill his brother years ago and they're now going to kill his father who decided launch an attack right after sending Ashe to that church. Like this definitely did NOT look good for Ashe at the time 😭 obviously he wanted no part in lonato's death but he and his siblings absolutely would've been killed if he didn't comply omggggg 😭😭😭
People are reblogging this so i need u all to know her name is Satana and she commits crimes on the daily. But I forgive her because otherwise she literally bites me in the ass
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I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning
your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them
your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog
we can’t keep letting him get away with this
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Was looking for apps to download to my watch and one of them was neko atsume...
Like seeing an old friend
Dl'ed Neko atsume 2 MY GIRL PICKLES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon
all my life I’ve felt like this guy
love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending
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