inner circle memes because my special talents include shitposting about the dream team
*points at a bug* what a big wingspan
everyone warning amren not to eat this or that because “it’s inedible”
i.e. “don’t eat that berry amren it’s poisonous” “cassian that’s a blueberry”
*sees an ugly animal* hey look guys it’s tamlin (nesta: “what?” mor: “he’s a shapeshifter” nesta: “oh”)
cassian getting overprotective of elain and covering her face with one of his wings everytime something too “mature” happens
rhys and feyre kiss? wing in front of elain’s face. amren curses? wing. mor’s dress has slits up to the hip? wing.
elain ends up punching cassian between the wings.
throwing things at nesta like an apple and when she doesn’t catch it: cassian: see this is why you need training nesta: fuck you cassian
rita’s is code word for “i’m not coming home until midmorning tomorrow”
doing the absolute Most to piss off atïje
mor: hey remember that one time [insert something stupid done at the cabin] azriel: obviously not we were all wasted
“god nesta you can’t just ask people why they’re [insert inane adjective here]”
elain, menacingly chewing down on a dish and staring down mor after she says she’s not gonna like said particular dish because “it’s too spicy”
cassian never lets feyre forget how she almost took his arm off with that illyrian blade
“hey where’s amren?” “varian came over” “ah”
everyone teasing rhys because “he’s out of shape”
common greeting to say to feyre: “get any new tattoos today?”
azriel making terrible tree puns because no one lets feyre forget those times (yes, there was more than once) when she flew into a tree
bonus: cassian keeps trying to make feyre trip up when she lands because honestly? it’s fucking hilarious
tying as many knots as possible in cassian’s hair when he falls asleep
leaving elain at the townhouse home alone: have fun! no parties! no boys! don’t burn the house down!
loud gasps and other assorted overreactions whenever elain swears
feyre constantly trying to set up mor once she comes out. eventually everyone else picks it up and runs with it. it mostly happens when the majority of the inner circle is drunk
elain picks up on how feyre teases her boys on getting old
“he’s just crusty because it’s past his bedtime”: about rhys
“wow cassian is that a grey hair”
she always gets away with it
the constant reshuffling rhys has to do to keep mor away from his private tailor
mor constantly answering “no” when asked “is that my dress/shirt/coat” because mor is a notorious closet raider
feyre and cassian having competitions to see who can have the most children hanging off them at any given moment. there’s a running total
telling feyre that she set something on fire accidentally when she hasn’t. the look she gives the offender is always priceless.
threatening someone to go sped time with bryaxis. usually responded to with something along the lines of “fuck you, feyre.” it doesn’t faze amren at all.
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