The Final Masquerade

I'm Roy, a 24 year old dutchman. I'm just blogging about stuff that I like, expect mostly anime, games and random things I find funny or whatever. Enjoy!

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stanley is a gift

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I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck

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team “i know you’re joking but my anxiety doesn’t”

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The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”

My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.

When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.” 

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Years after this, I still have the same postman. He still always wears trousers, but every time I answer the door, I’m pretty sure we both remember this incident.

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Hello there! This is my silly kitty Rascal. He enjoys sleeping on his back, getting wet food (only at past 9:00pm) sitting on laundry (especially black clothes) and snuggling! He’s about 9 years old and he’s getting more and more vocal with his age. Also, he’s chubby, and I can roll him on his back and rub his tummy and he just takes it, he’s a very patient fellow.

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a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

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hey look outside last night it

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today on “I didn’t realize I posted furry porn and also didn’t make an attempt to source shit”, we look to the front page of huffington post

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Imagine if people who made movie posters did what youtubers do to thumbnails

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when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

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I fucking hate this website 

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Photography by Jorge Saenz

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The ole razzle dazzle

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You are a student who can stop time, you have stopped time in during an exam to cheat when you see something in the corner of your eye move.

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Someone with the same kind of Stand? Impossible. I, Dio, shall be the only one cheating in this classroom.

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