stressed bean

hey im j, chill with any pronoun. 18. taurus. chaotic neutral/neutral evil >:3c ||| v lazy and stressed out

[yumbrite]

[loqthe]

reblog and tag your depression meal

[taffybuns]

i never know what to do with the body when i do these so here’s one of those things with arms™

[firesighs-blog]

please send me one, i am in an artsy mood today :0c

[heartblossom-deactivated2022041]

customers aren’t valid

[pacificrim-archive]

[russels2kool4skool]

saturnz barz

2-D: Oh yum food!

Russel: Oh boy, nap time!

Noodle: Oh look records!

Murdoc:

THE BATH

[lumnch-deactivated20170414]

I’m NOT going to say it again

THIS Gorillaz boy is Slime Boy

THIS is one is Gooper

this is Russel he is cute and nice and I like him

[thexfiles]

i’m mentally ill too but fucking listen to me here. you need to take responsibility for your actions regardless of whether or not they’re a product of your mental illness. you don’t get to manipulate, gaslight, take advantage of, or straight up abuse people because you’re mentally ill! you don’t! what the fuck! why are some of you still thinking it’s okay to say things like “manipulation is okay because i have _____ and need attention from my significant other”. oh my god. Don’t fucking do that

[kansass-deactivated20230224]

being nice is so easy just do it

[safegore-deactivated20190610]

you sound neurotypical

[skineater1998]

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[gramarye]

person: hey be nice it’s easy some jackass on tumblr dot com: um ACTUALLY? some of us are mean and hurtful to COPE :/ you ableist FUCK

[fuck-customers]

[hergoldaura-deactivated20240509]

stay away from people who play the victim knowing they’re in the wrong

[baeleaves96]

When ur both

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[andrewbelami]

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

25796323689432 feet you say?

[severalbadpunslater]

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

[gayjigglypuff]

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

[howmanyarms-deactivated20131217]

this made my day its so adorable

[wild-west-wind]

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

[imperfectlyxo]

Don’t feel guilty for walking away from toxic relationships or friendships.