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netflix needs an option for ‘i tried watching this once and it was horrendous. please stop telling me to continue watching and remove it from my lists forever’

the-uncultured-lesbian

It’s about that time of year!!

bestdogmemes

wonderswoman

# LET THEM WORK WITH EACH OTHER YOU COWARDS @ WB

tereshkovacostuming

Strangle fascists with the chains they would have you wear. Princess Leia demands it. 📸: @tanuki_green 👗: @tereshkovacostuming 🛣: Chandri #costume #cosplay #princessleia #leiaorgana #rebellion #resistance #starwars ##ceremonialleia #posterleia

kainimuramonster

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

ishkia

I hope you don’t mind but I drew your cat

moranion

i mean, this is pretty much the pinnacle of all things good and bright. a glitter kitty.

bodhircck-deactivated20180819

I’m adding to the meme

char-portraits

warrior by Alina Starshinova

ruinedchildhood

#same

unamusedsloth

Unnecessary Explosions.

ughstuffandthings

Absolutely necessary*

nest-deactivated20181209

there’s a chinese exchange student in my composition class and we were being presented something about how you can use brackets to signify translation and there was chinese text on the screen and the prof said to him “what does that say?” and he deadpanned “i can’t speak chinese” and everyone sat there in dumbfounded silence and then the presenter clicked to show that the text literally said “i can’t speak chinese” with the most shit-eating grin on his face

lesbianfreyja

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

violet-nomad-deactivated2018120

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

espurr-roba

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

theshantiestme11ophone

These made me feel better

thelifeofatubaplayer

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

eattheacid

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these

terror-billie

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

engel-tier-deactivated20180213

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

washington-acp

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

alwayswillgraham

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

its-kks-world

I want to make designs out of these.

sunderlorn

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.