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I’m sane I swear

[dogpuppy]

-Queer mario

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[reoricecake]

When Tim gets hit with a truth serum and everyone is panicking about him telling secret identities and this happens.

Jason: Are you sure you’ll be able to go to the gala? You’re not going to spill?

Tim: Probably not. I’ll try to focus the conversation on how hot Kon is instead— I mean. Uh.

Steph: ..Yeah, he’ll be fine.

—

Dick: Alright. Reporter, coming in at 6 o’clock.

Reporter: Mr. Drake! Are you feeling alright after the kidnapping?

Tim: Not really.

Reporter: That makes sense. I’m sure you are dealing with a lot on your hands right now. Some things you won’t tell us, I assume?

Dick: *tensing up but very bat style subtly*

Tim: ..We all have our secrets, what can I say?

Reporter: And what may the secrets be?

Tim: One is that I really love Conner Kent.

Jason: *listening in, shutting his eyes in acceptance*

Reporter: …pardon?

Tim: Yeah. Have you even seen the guy? His eyes, muscles, they’re just wow. Honestly, just even his voice is so amazing, I could fall asleep listening to it really—

—

Damian: Drake has been conversing with that reporter for a significantly long time.

Steph: You’re right. Do you think he’s spilling?

Jason: *coming up to them, laughing*

Jason: That kid is gushing about how hot Conner is.

Duke: For the entire time he’s been chatting to her?

Jason: Exactly. Dick is with him just in case, but wow. This guy has a lot of things to say.

Steph: I bet 100 that it will end up on the front pages.

Jason: I bet it will, too.

Duke: Then I bet it won’t. I’ll probably lose this.

Damian: We are millionaires, minus Todd. Why are you all so childish?

[reoricecake]

Kon definitely said something about Tim in his socials at least once.

When Kara visited with some drinks that allows Kon to get drunk, Kon tries it out.

The next morning he wakes up to:

Kon-El@superboyreal

Isn’t Red Robin actually so hot I’m in love

521k likes 14k comments 123k reposts

Kon dies inside. He literally tears up at the amount of likes he gets and he just accepts his fate. He prays for himself.

He isn’t even dating Tim. He ends up calling the guy, sobbing so much Tim barely hears a sorry.

Tim just laughs.

[pocket-luv101]

Kon: I miss Tim.

Bart: Conner--

Kon, bursts into tears: Tim used to call me that.

Bart: That's your name!

[robs-your-robins]

Bernard, I was unfamiliar with your level of game.

[leobats]

u dont know how much bart canonically being a red converse wearer means to me

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[vashito]

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

[alertmode]

Emergency Murder Slots available!

First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each

(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)

Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!

[klubbhead]

Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!

Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

[thatquietkid108]

Support your local assassins

[helloareyouheremdfan]

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

[shr00mie-rat]

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

[cliodevotus]

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

[reoricecake]

Tim on anaesthetics.

(After a fight with some aliens and Tim needed some surgery)

Tim: Who ‘r you?

Kon: I’m Kon.

Tim: *frowning*

Tim: No.

Kon: ..No?

Tim: You’re an angel.

Kon: What?

Tim: Don’t worry.. I’ll keep it a nice little secret. Just for the two of us, ya know? My guardian angel

Kon: ..yeah. You got me there.

Tim: Hehehe I knew it!

Jason: Oh my god he’s even weirder when high.

Steph: I didn’t think it could get any worse.

Tim: It looks like they cant see you, Mr. Angel. Heh.

Dick: Tim.. he’s not an angel.

Tim: *furrows eyebrows*

Tim: Then who is he?

Dick: He’s your boyfriend, Tim.

Tim: ..Even better. Wow. How long have we been dating?

Kon: *holding back a laugh*

Kon: A couple years.

Tim: ..Wow.

Tim: How many hairs do you have on your head, angel?

Kon: Uh— what?

Jason: He’s gone nerdy mode, Kon.

Kon: A couple hundred thousand, I’m guessing?

Tim: And what about—

Dick: This is going to be a long day.

Kon: *secretly loves it*

[jurithecomicnerd]

Saw The Fray in St. Augustine on August 8. Greatest concert of my life!!!! Joe King high fives me and PATTED MY CHEST!!!!!!! Absolutely amazing show!!!!!! And look at the photo I got!!!!

[comicpolls]

Favourite Siblings: Round One Match Twenty-Five of Thirty-Two

Johnny Storm (Human Torch) & Sue Storm (Invisible Woman)

Greta Hayes (Secret) & Billy Hayes (Harm)

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

[jurithecomicnerd]

Desperately need Secret and Harm to win. Definitely know they will not

[comicpolls]

Favourite Siblings: Round One Match Thirty-One of Thirty-Two

Dick Grayson (Nightwing/Robin) & Jason Todd (Red Hood/Robin)

Hank King Jr (Brainwave Jr) & Jacqueline Pemberton (Gimmix)

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

[jurithecomicnerd]

Voting for Robins, but I desperately need to check out Gimmix because that’s a cool freaking name!!!

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[nextlevelsmp3]

been thinking about this tweet for a month straight

[incorrect-favourites]

dick: Hey, can we stay in your apartment tonight?

jason: Why?

damian: Tim fiddled with an ouija board and cursed the manor.

steph: He doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

[zammmmms]

Cass: *getting off the Batplane*

Bruce: Welcome back! Mission with Damian in Japan go ok?

Cass: Yup. We even had time to hit up a summer festival. *small smile*

Bruce: I hope you brought back some pictures!

Cass: *mischievously grinning* Oh, we brought back more than pictures.

Damian: *walking out of the Batplane, towing a cart with a giant cooler on it*

Bruce: *narrowing his eyes* What did you two do?

Cass: It's nothing. I just helped Damian win all the goldfish at the festival *opens the cooler to show MANY bags of goldfish* *mischievous grin widens*

Damian: We did amazingly Father! As expected of Cassandra, she was very efficient with her poi at scooping up all the goldfish!

Bruce: We're not keeping- what is this? 60?- We're not keeping 60 goldfish Damian!

Damian: Cassandra and I won them fair and square! I'm not selling any of them, and releasing these poor things into the toxic waste Gotham considers water is out of the question!

Bruce: How are you going to pay for the giant system they'll all need? I won't be paying for all of that plus the upkeep. You need to let most of them go!

Damian: The allowance Mother gives me should cover it all. *walks to the elevator up to the manor*

Bruce: Talia gives you an allowan- Damian! We aren't done discussing this!

Damian: *presses close on the elevator*

Cass: *snorts*

Bruce: *head snaps to her* This went exactly how you wanted it to, didn't it?

Cass: *enthusiastically nods* Best souvenir ever!

[batsandbirdbrains]

Dick, eight years old, makes silly little matching friendship bracelets for himself and Bruce. It’s basically just blue and black braided thread with a couple beads at the end where it’s tied together.

Bruce adores it. He never takes it off. Ever.

When Dick is 25, he’s helping Clark bring Bruce to the medbay in the Watchtower after a mission gone wrong. Bruce is mostly fine, but they’re going to get him hooked up to an IV for fluids until he wakes up, and at the very least, he has to stay overnight for observation.

They’re taking off the left gauntlet of the batsuit, and Dick pauses. Because Bruce is still wearing the little friendship bracelet Dick made for him over 15 years ago. The thread is fraying and the colors are a little faded, but it’s undeniably the same friendship bracelet.

Dick stays at Bruce’s side the whole night, holding his hand.

[reoricecake]

Tim being comfortable coming out because he thought Dick had ages ago.

Tim: *observing Dick being a little too close to Wally for a platonic friendship, and Bruce being very indifferent about this*

Tim: (in his mind) Oh yeah he’s definitely gay. At least bisexual. Guess Bruce doesnt care.

—

(A couple years into the future, the whole batfam in one of their many living rooms)

Tim: Hey, Bruce?

Bruce: What’s up, chum?

Tim: I just wanted to tell you that I will not go to patrol this saturday.

Jason: *putting his book down*

Dick: *leaning forward and focusing in on the conversation*

Damian: *Pausing his hand that was petting Ace*

Steph: *stops her scrolling and stares*

Cass: *already knows*

Bruce: *lowkey sweating*

Bruce: Why?

Tim: *not even looking up from his laptop*

Tim: Hmm? Oh, I’m going out with my boyfriend.

Jason: Hold up. Boyfriend?

Tim: *raising an eyebrow*

Tim: Yes?

Dick: Wait wait wait. You didn’t even— you never told us!

Tim: That I was bisexual?

Steph: Tim, I think we would all remember you coming out.

Damian: I do not recall you having told us such significant news.

Tim: I mean, I guess I never really.

Bruce: *clasping his hands together*

Bruce: Did you.. think we wouldn’t accept you? Why tell us now?

Tim: Wait, what? I knew you guys wouldn’t care.

Dick: Wha— what do you mean?

Tim: I mean, Dick’s out. No?

Everyone:

Jason: ..Dick, do you have something to tell us?

Dick: I— what?

The whole family goes into chaos as Dick tries to explain that all his male friendships are very platonic and Tim misunderstood, and Tim walks out, still texting his boyfriend. Not giving a damn about the situation he created.