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oh so when john wick goes on a revenge killing spree to avenge his murdered dog, he’s an awesome action hero. but when kara zor el beats up and kills the child sex trafficker who poisoned her dog, she’s the worst most selfish awful mean person

reave-and-rowdy

I MADE THIS VERY POINT EARLIER

I get that the plots aren’t line for line the same but John Wick lost his ENTIRE shit about his dog and goes on a one man killing spree and everyone’s like oh he’s so hot 🥵 and cool 😎 women want him and men want to be him etc

But a traumatized young woman with superpowers lays waste to a bunch of human traffickers and suddenly the dudebros are out in force acting like the movie is bad! It’s a good movie! It’s well shot, well directed, well acted! It’s no culture-changer I think but the cinematography is nice and the shots are banging! It’s a fun movie! I thought it was adorable actually! Especially that bit where she stabs a sex trafficker, Kara Zor El the woman that you are

God forbid a woman be raw and messy and furious and imperfect.

We’ve got dozens of shitty superhero flicks and no one bats an eye but one ☝️ superhero movie starring a woman and suddenly it’s the worst thing ever and feminism ruins everything.

Dudebros and neckbeards need to get over themselves

dittography-direwolf

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

tainbocuailnge

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

tainbocuailnge

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

nudityandnerdery

This seems like a good post to include this link on:

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.

depsidase

brightlotusmoon

mantisliberationfront

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

prismatic-bell

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

bbcwhereareyou

There’s a Broadway musical about them, too.

cipheramnesia

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.

kadzu3

Deathbit with grind-noise 🙏

2-gay-2-furious

pangur-and-grim

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

thathalloweenyfeeling

mewcrossing

🌱🌻🌿

klfg

If buying isn't owning,

then piracy isn't stealing.

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synfulsaint

teaboot

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial