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Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss multimuse blog @heavenslie

#pinned post.

dads-back-from-the-store

wait- you don’t remember what she looks like?

#best of wives and best of women. (&eve.)

//next to normal, specifically the West End version, is SUCH a First Family mood

#roleplay was a mistake. || ooc.#((i mean just in general i think alex would be INCREDIBLE in the role of dan))#((but also just the. messiness of it all; the invention of mental illness in a world/family that is NOT equipped to deal with that))#((eve struggling to cope with the loss of abel/cain and still imagining that she sees/talks to them almost daily))#((seth as the glass child who was born to replace the first two but can obviously never live up to the impossible standards))#((that were set by the firstborn and the golden child))#((adam having to act like he's not as affected as eve bc he's got to keep the family together))#((but he also had to mature way too fast when they were kicked out of eden and cain came along))#((and he's struggling to cope with that AND losing two sons in different ways AND trying to be there for his wife))#((i will always attempt to tie my favorite musicals to my muses but this one is just such a mood for them))

xx-emi-chan-xx

#visage.#best of wives and best of women. (&eve.)#the favorite son. (&abel.)#the lost son. (&cain.)

hawklanstargazer

Adam the First Man and his Son Abel

(thought itd be fun to get back into drawing hazbin)

#visage.#the favorite son. (&abel.)

@helluvatiiimc: Seth lets out a defeated sigh.

"Jeez! You can't go sneakin' up on people like that, warn a guy when you're right behind him!"

#dash comm.#helluvatiiimc #helluvatiiimc || seth #((poor seth))

"If you're sayin' I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my kids equally."

Later that same day;

"I don't care for Seth."

#visage.#crack.#the forgotten son. (&seth.)

azulbun

Sketch - Dadam and the fam

#visage.#the favorite son. (&abel.)#the lost son. (&cain.)

//NO ONE SAW THAT

#delete later.#roleplay was a mistake. || ooc.#((i hate sideblogs /affectionate))

uniiicornsources

Send my muse anons about their relationships.

#memes.

mcflymemes

PROMPTS FROM COLUMBO * assorted dialogue from the television show, adjust as necessary

there's just a couple of other things that i'd like to ask you.

i'm not searching. i'm looking.

i've never accused you of anything.

i can see some movies five times.

uh... excuse me. i'm a little hungry.

this old man is going home.

give me a break, would you, please?

you see, in my line of work, homicide... somebody is always... well, dead.

say, that's delicious. i never tasted chili like that before.

avoid actors. they'll kill you.

i'm going home and finishing getting drunk.

she always hit me with a frying pan.

i'm always getting you angry.

before coffee, i'm up and walking around but i'm not awake.

i can't swim. i don't even like a deep tub.

i respect your talent, but i don't like anything else about you.

how about we stop pretending that i'm brilliant and you're simple!

i worry. i mean, little things bother me. i'm a worrier. i mean, little insignificant details. i lose my appetite. i can't eat.

there are a couple of loose ends i'd like to tie up. nothing important, you understand.

oh, don't mind that. that's just my lunch.

i knew you could do it.

no, never. i couldn't do that.

it's a little steep. but i'll tell you, it was the quickest way down.

i gotta take off this coat. i can't think in this coat.

oh, sorry, i didn't recognize you. you look different somehow.

if you ever wanna go again, i'd be happy to take you.

i'm hanging up. you can keep talking, but i'm gonna hang up.

why does the ice cream truck have to come just before lunch or just before dinner and spoil the children's appetite?

i don't think it's proving anything.

as a matter of fact... i don't even know what it means.

it's just one of those things that gets in my head and keeps rolling around in there like a marble.

you're a very kind man.

don't count on that.

my ears pop in an elevator. as a matter of fact, i don't even like being this tall.

i must say, i found you disappointing.

these are the worst pictures i have ever seen.

i think i'm crazy.

i won't tell a soul about your disguise.

are you trying to frighten me with some newfound masculinity?

your little joke was not funny.

you're a devious man.

you want to give them spaghetti, give them spaghetti.

now let me have my coffee first.

that's my underwear.

you're crazy. you can't prove anything like that.

nobody can be right all the time.

is that a fact, or just some more of your fancy guesswork?

the beer i had for breakfast? it wasn't bad.

i just don't know what to write.

i could use a man like you on my team.

i won't be gone long.

that's a lie.

you son of a gun.

if it hadn't been for that accident, things would've looked very bad for you now.

why are you asking me all these questions?

did somebody mention coffee?

here. buy yourself a personality.

i can understand that. he's a very attractive man.

#memes.

crackedempire

I NEED THIS YOU UNDERSTAND VIVZ

#visage.#danger tits. (&lute.)

fabledresources

In the spirit of Sexual Sunday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!

#memes.

roleplaymemesforyou

Send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.

#memes.

colorstrike624

12/28/2025: "Oh.......Right"

Adam: You know, I don't think I've ever seen you stand up for yourself. Like seriously kid, what is it with you and confrontation?"

Abel:.....My last confrontation ended with me getting my skull caved in, Dad."

Adam:......

This reasoning for Abel not liking confrontation is (most likely) not canon at all, but if it was, I mean........yeah that'll do it

#visage.#the favorite son. (&abel.)

musiisms

Send me messages on anon from people my muse knows.

#memes.

roleplayasksandmemes

Go on anon and tell my muse what you think they need in their life.

#memes.

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