Oct 22, 2018
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Phil Coulson in a few words
*Something bad happens*
Phil: This is my fault. I crave death
Coulson Text Post 1/?
Make your muse a cat loaf
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How else would kitty Phil be but covered in sweets
“One day I hope to be rested enough to actually do what I should be doing here.”
Coulson: Just shut up and take my hand!
Hale: *pulls off his hand*
Coulson: *backing away* See you in court, bitch
AoS fan community, help me out here
Is Phil Coulson a damsel in distress this season or an escort mission?
Character Interview
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? “Coulson”
WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? “Mahr Vehl. …Phillip J Coulson”
DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT? “Because my mother wanted to name a boy and dad wanted to name a girl. So mom won”
ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? “I’d rather not discuss that”
HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS? “I crushed a metal pipe if that counts”
STOP BEING A MARY SUE/GARY STU. “I will choose ignore that”
WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR? “Grey. A lot of people mistake it for blue”
HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR? “Brown”
HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? “No blood relatives”
WHAT ABOUT PETS? “We can’t keep pets”
THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. “I don’t like people knowing things about me I didn’t tell them”
DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING? “Collecting things”
EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? “I’ve hurt people more than you can imagine”
EVER… KILLED ANYONE BEFORE? “AnyONE? I’ve killed more than I care to admit. Some of them were less excusable than others”
WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? “I’m not an animal. I’m hardly human anymore”
NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. “I’ll keep them to myself”
DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL? “Steve Rogers. Peggy Cater. Really any if the Commandoes”
GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? “I think there’s more than just those. But I’ve been with men and women”
DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? “Right now? No. Not in a long time”
DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY? “…no. I’m too old for children. And marrying…that’s asking too much.”
DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS? “I have met one”
WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? “…I don’t know. Tahiti. Losing anyone.”
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? “I used to wear suits. I wear jeans and button ups now. Tank top underneath”
DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? “I’m not answering this question”
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF? “Is this a serious interview? I am trying to be goddamn…ask mom that.”
WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS) “Dead class”
HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? “Enough”
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? “I could make a dirty joke but I won’t. I like pie. It’s flakey and delicious. The other pie I like too.”
FAVORITE DRINK? “Scotch, recently”
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE? “I know where I thought of first, but I don’t think anyone would like to hear me say it. I’ll keep it to myself.”
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? “No more of these.”
HOW BIG IS YOUR— “I have a few things that you might be asking this about. I’m not giving you the satisfaction of saying anything dirty. My collection of trading cards has drastically decreased since my death”
WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? “Lake.”
WHAT’S YOUR TYPE? “My type of lake is great. The great lakes were perfect for a lot of things”
ANY FETISHES? “Yes. I think everyone has one”
SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? “I can do both. I kind of like submissive”
CAMPING OR INDOORS? “Indoors. Camping is too much like being on the run”
ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END? “After some of the questions, yes. I don’t think I’ll be back for a second.”