#1 Delia trash

professional disappointment

[benjeklaar]

K3 - then vs now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[sunb1eeder]

feelin dandy

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

[mysteriouspersonrambles]

Truthfully one of the most insane things to me that tumblr users have ever done is transform Dracula from a book about the Victorian scooby gang trying to defeat a vampire into a tragic time loop (which in turn makes the story even more of a gothic horror in my opinion) via the existence of Dracula Daily

Like what do you mean every single year the Harkers, the suitor squad and Van Helsing are forced to relive the worst year of their life

Sure they win in the end but over and over they are forced to loose the people they love, be striped of their personhood and fight what must have seemed like an impossible battle.

And nobody is even aware of this time loop except us and we just feed into this narrative. “Oh my friend Jonathan has just sent me another letter let’s hope this goes better than last year ;)”

And from a literary analysis standpoint this whole change is inane because it frames the book in an entirely new light. There is a meta layer of horror being applied to the book that was never possible before.

How many years will they suffer like this before someone realizes something is wrong? Before someone gets déjà vu just a few too many times?Before Jonathan and Mina realize they don’t know what their son looks like all grown up? How many years before they are free?

[thememedaddy]

[depsidase]

[peggingmegamind]

Guys it’s Dracula Daily Eve, everyone make sure to leave out some paprika hendl for our good friend Jonathan Harker!!

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse (2022)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onMay 7

[rosieandthemoon]

by GaudyOctopus, Instagram

[fairycosmos]

and furthermore arf arf arf woof woof

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[warcrimesimulator]

[poet-of-solitude]

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow meow you're so real bro

[have-you-been-here]

World’s Steepest Cable Car from Stechelberg to Mürren, Bern, Switzerland.

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onApr 23

[residentvampp]

I think one of my favorite JLtG bits is when the content of the Snack Zone is shorter than the motion graphic. 10/10 comedy.

[mohamano]

get moomined idiots