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So many noobs, so many way the Frick under age.. 3 profiles in the last hour that were high-school at best..omg so incredibly UNDER AGE! And im not just talking chick's as most would assume, but seriously both boys and girls...just chilling like they all good but tagging that they freshman and sophmore in high school. Idk about yalls schools, but juniors (3/4) were like 16-18 maybe. Seniors(4/4) were 17- 18 MAYBE. Mostly if they fucked up n had to skip a year. That means that sophomore (2/4) were mostly 15- 17.. and freshman((fish) 1/4) were anywhere 13- 16....i dont care if they have the biggest perkyest boobs or the thickest biggest dick, that majority under 19 (yes I said 19 because yall who know know what I mean) is UNDERAGE, way too young, nieve, jail bait, ridiculous, the works. Go back to Twitter or get your baiting ass off the net. Your bored, an asshole, or have some seriosly serious issues with your parents or aunts or uncles or wtf ever that you need some therapy. Whatever the reason gtfo of here. If your that curious about adult conversations and such, there's no reason for you to take a selfie, regardless of how good your tits look, how short your shorts are(meaning half your lips are hanging out) or how big your dick is, in or out of your clothes. For fuck sake, just go back to bed. If your that needy go post some picks in the locker room. God forbid you just go find the one your too shy to talk to, walk up, and kiss the ever loving shit out of em! Guess what, you prolly gonna get a bf/gf and still havent shown your shit to half the campus..(ps, from an ive been there done that point of view? Once ive seen it, I dont nessasarily need to get it/touch it/feel it/ wtf ever! If everyone's seen/had it, then why the hell should i?!?!)

So, I apologize again for my distance of time between my posts...im hella shy (even considering some of the nonsense you can potentially find on my page) so its extra rare that I actually reach out....

I have a few out loud questions that im legit asking, and before yall go judging me or any of that, I have no specific beefs with anyone or anything, my words have potential to upset certain groups n such, but I promise it's not personal and I dont have any judgements. Some things, im just not personally entertained by. Not saying there's anything wrong with it, but its just not my cup of tea...

That being said.....if anyone has issue with my comments questions or posts in general, please message me and I will do my best to rectify, if at very least I may get educated on a topic I may otherwise be unknown...

#1..why has generalized internet porn taken the ai stretch from the public and not the individualized user? Few years ago, (example from my experiance..) porn hub before all of its mcfuckeries, was one of the go to free sites. And your searches were what you searched for. If I searched for 'uncensored anime hentai' would bring up hundreds if not thousands of listed regular 'straight' animated episodes. Man n woman, 3somes, random situations of the sort in anime style animation, each at least 10 mins long, with more than a few actually being series with multiple episodes... even a fair decent amount of odditys for tentacle, demon, furry, beast, well hell rule 34.(if it exists on this planet even in thought, there's a porn for it..). Everyone has their kinks, and to each they own. I certainly have a few of my own....but now, its almost impossible to find anything. A 'hentai' search on porn hub has all been replaced entirely by AI created less than 3 minute (tops) vids, that are mostly 15 seconds of worthy segment thats been looped. Or if you do find an actual episode of anything, 14/10 the whole video has some asshat talking over it. Can't actually enjoy the vid without someone's image and voice just trucking over the top of it. And of course, even thats lucky enough to be in a language you understand...sorry to say, I haven't been gifted enough to learn another language, so listening to you talk over a subbed vid in Portuguese or German, well it totally kills the vid unless I just turn the sound off..and even beyond that, without even trying, the whole market is suddenly flooded with what looks like a good girl on girl, until one of em whips out a dick. Now dont get me wrong, I have nothing against Trans or any of that, but if I wanted to see chick's with dicks, I would search it. Just a basic hentai search without any extra details is easily 4/5 shemales. Like seriously, I just wanna watch an animated 15ish minute of a boss and his secretary, or a bf and gf having theyre first passion, or a husband suprising his wife in the shower, that sorta thing. What once was a few minutes to search for that one vid that just rights my tower, is now an almost hour long escapade just to find a maybe 3 minute vid, and half the time by then im just not into it anymore. I'm so turned off by having to navigate all the extra. Then I watch said 3 min vid, might get a few strokes in, then its back to the hunt because that wasn't long enough... what should have been a enjoyable solo session in a reasonable time limit, is now upwards of an hour if not more just...skipping along..ugh. its frustrating. Lol wanna search for a vid of Shaggy and Velma, or Fred and Daphne, or maybe they all just get super stoned and go full orgie...but all I find is vids where Daphne and Velma have dicks, not just strapons or toys, but physical dicks, and now the whole mess of em are just sucking and buttin..it's just not the same. It would be one thing if Daphne had a strap on and was just beasting it to Velmas puss, or god forbid peggin one of the boys, but the second it goes from straps n silicone to flesh, the whole vib drops. Not my cup of tea, and the search for just regular porn shouldn't have to be so difficult. Especially since most of the good ones I do find, I ether have to mute, or listen to someone talking over (or masturbating tribute) so I can't enjoy the video. The version without the commentary? Non existent... like damnit, im glad you enjoyed the video, but shut the hell up so I can enjoy it too! Blegh...

#2...what is the world's sudden satisfaction with ass?! Half of anything out there anywhere, at some point in the vid, someone's taking it in the ass. And then shortly after, *power cringe shudder, ugh (shivers in gross)* ether goes oral or stuffs it in a pussy...again, I get some people are into that sorta thing, but the whole idea of poop dick, or poop finger, or lickin an ass and 'getting a kiss' is just gross to me. Knowing someone got a hot firehouse enima full clear out before play, well, it helps ease the idea in certain aspects, but still makes me very uneasy...sadly something I dont think I'll ever full catch up with. Just not for me. Even with like full elbow gloves(i enjoy fisting..), the second I saw a smear or something of that funk would be a game over situation..like full system fail im getting dressed and finding a stiff drink game over...I just dont get how some people are into that, specially those who go vag or oral after...like no thanks.

Thank yall for letting me rant. Your commentary and such are welcomed. If yall have the feels to comment anyways lol

#am rants

Just once. Just bloody once I would like a yearly friendsgiving entirely based on me. My shit, my food, my friends my games..past 4 have been epic fail for one or the other, but usually be c cause the friend load or living arrangements didn't apply. Me? Nah, so n so wasn't showing. Me? Oh well she didn't show at 10 so we can't start till 3....just once if like to play my plans for my shit for my things...just bloody once..

Hey yall, sorry it been a min since I posted, life n stuff lol. Thankfully I'm mostly outside of my previous post of nonsense...into a whole new slew here looking for advice....my roomie of just shy a year has always been good, cleans, helps upkeep the house, been a general overall badass... suddenly is 2 months late on rent, tore out all the living room carpet saying he's gonna replace it..has the tools, the materials and the means...but also instead of paying his rent has been staying at a friend's lately..like week or 2 at a time..I'm worried he's gonna dip and screw me outta 2 months (800bucks) and replacing my carpet..I can't afford to fix or replace what he tore out, especially without that extra 800....thoughts? Suggestions? Hell someone wanna just talk to me and maybe talk me down? Ugh..

So such as I enjoy the camel toe as most of many these days, when did the camel toe become the regular for society? Once upon a time ago, camel toes were reserved for those with a 'fat pussy lips' but the ideal of hotness was when you could legit see a clit when looking at the front shot of a woman..the button, the lips, the tease of everything less a hole..but the button, that most sacred of spots that rumored many a man could not find...now days, it's simply put your finger between the lips and pull up until she twitches or moans... I'm not saying I'm wrong with it, but when did that become a thing?? I'm still turned on by the lips, don't get me wrong...but it was like a sacred sort to know where the button is..idk.

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Hello again my friends, sadly again to night has been an unexpected mcfuckery...

Went to my buddy's house after work, he called me early and told me he had extra dinner already plated for me..I showed, got my plate, hung out for a while, just to listen to him answer a call from a friend..a friend who spent his most previous moments giving his (spent already) wife the kiss of life. By then she was sadly already gone. Destroyed my friend, who knew her and him from a previous life, as well homies interaction as he came home to his previous love , to find her down and cold..he tried. He found her and spent his last 30 or so minutes trying to revive..Unsucsesfully...the amount of pain in his voice as he told my buddy, that his wife was dead...I've felt some fear and some pain in life, no doubt. I can only imagine that moment for him. I wish it on no man, ever. I can't even come close to the feelers in his brain. I don't ever want to. I extend my purest of blessings to him and his tonight. Please join me if your soul approves..

I'm at a loss my friends. I was told it was best to speak my mind and be truthful of my feelings. Especially to a lass I was too shy to talk to in the first place. So, once again, I gathered my strength, I put it put there. I tell her I like her, I tell her I'm Hella shy, I tell her it took every ounce of my strength to muster just to tell her I liked her, I was interested, I wanted to take her on a nice date and show her the queen I thought her to be! Just to be..not even denied, but just straight dropped..now, what was once a friend is just a whisp on the wind, like I never even existed..I tell you..that hurts way more than just a simple no..so sick of loosing people in my life over honesty and feelings. At this point, I'd almost rather be a lonely liar than loose anymore. I just can't anymore. I cant..

Hey, thanks for following my blog. I was reading your blog and I am curious what ever happened with the hottie from your August 7 entry?

Sadly, I admitted that I thought she was so beautiful I was truly stunned for words, hence the being awkward stupid tard I was being. Haven't heard from her since:(

OK, so yay things, but what's with the sudden uprise in the barbie movie posts..like wtf.

Alright yall, need some advice. Recently met (well sorta) a gal who works close to my work, comes in here n there for a drink(I work at a distillery) or at least walks past to the public parking lot next to us.

She came in one day for a drink,dressed Hella cute, usually dressed goth/rave style, this day came in summer dress all sorts of girlyied up. Caught me off guard, but gdamn did she look cute. Almost took out a customer while carrying a stack of cups while rubbernecking her at the bar kinda cute..I'm shy as hell normally. Mentioned something to a coworker, he straight approached her, asked her name, and told her I thought she was Hella cute..after she left, he was outside talking to me smoking a cig, mfer straight pointed at me and "yea this guy! He's the one who thinks your cute!" *dies a little inside as I awkwardly smile n wave*..

Fast forward a few weeks to last night. See her walk past, her n a (her) coworker walk across the street to a local bar..thinking why not, I'll give it a go! Bust ass, get off work early ish, me n corworker/wingman(same stubborn fucker who caught her name for me) wander over. I snag a beer n a shot, she's Hella cute tonight, think ima need some liquid courage to talk to her. Homie tells me I gotta talk to her start the convo yadda yadda.. have me another shot (still to shy to try n talk to her..fml..) he straight wanders over n talks to her n her coworker friend..apparently says something about me..her friend wanders to me, breaks the ice, asks if I wanna punch the punching bag machine at the back of the bar, I'm like f it why not...after we spend our punches (she straight whipped my ass by score just saying(great way to start the night lemmi tell ya)) she wanders outside to join lady n few other for cig. I stop at bar n grab another shot, another beer, thinking 'alright here's my chance, let's small talk over a cig n I can catch her next round after we come back inside'. Not gonna lie, she straight stupefied me with a glance as I walked out the door. She's puffin on a vape, I pull out a cig, she glances over, looks me dead in the eyes n asks if she can have one, and I straight went full retard/coma victim. Straight felt myself blush like a boiled then sunburnt ginger, (thankfully mostly hidden by my beard but still) I offered my pack, handed her my lighter, collected my lighter, and wallflowered the convo she was having with her friend and my friend(meanwhile smiling like a toddler with a lollipop, not saying a word..straight brain broke..eh durr?) After that, all came inside for another round( I got mine, that's it) but I straight derp..any time she looked in my direction, not even at me, just like my way, I straight blushed again and went derp..anytime she looked at me, like I could see her eyes and she could see mine, full brain reset..

Still haven't managed to get her number or even talk to her, feel like a totall derp. Still totally want to, but how the hell can I if I straight return to zero every time I see here eyes? Those pretty mesmerizing I want her to eat my soul eyes...? Help?

So I'm pretty sure I just asked out an ex coworker, a pretty punk princess who I don't have any business or ability, or at very least the snowballs chance in hell, out for coffee, food or a drink..hells be taimed, and I might be a toasted edge snowball, but ima try..dammit ima try..

Forgive me my fellow tumnbleons..we look here for porn. Suggestions. Shit we don't talk about..even to our best friends..our darkest of our light...for me tumbler is my naughty secret..Meanwhile my real world suggestions would shun me for...well alot of the shit I'm part of here. ..but also, we're here for art, scenarios, situations, all the things who secretly are us..do they need to be nude? NO. Do they need to be hidden? NO. Do they have anything to do with our current situation?Not nessasarily. Can they be remembered for later? Up to you...my memory? Honest? Best have been with people around..(can you remember one song like ever with you solo, you and friend, or you and.....one song...) that brings you good memories..

Who was there, what was the song, who wa there, why that song, bla bla bla..

Aka..best memory acociated with music..GO

Hey yall, sorry for the late night message(my time is 330 am rn)..I'm not sure about a lot of things..I know living is amongst the better options..truly fighting to find those reasonings..anyone up n able to talk? I'm currently a slightly drunken urdeduurrr..but I'm still fightin...anyone up?

Hey yall..sorry it's been so long for me posting, and also extra sorry for me being kinda drunk as hell right now..one of my besties just tempted me with some nitrous hits. I've always been against because it litterally numbs your senses, and since I've been half deaf, I'm not kosher with loosing all your senses..

Anywho, my friend convinced me to take some nitrous hits. First couple were fun. No worries. Tonight I took a big one. Enough that I litterally left my body for a few..well idk. Coulda been seconds, coulda been minutes. It scared the hell outta me. Yet when I looked to my friend to help me, he litterally reached over, took the tank, and immediately took one himself. As I stared him down like 'help me you asshole' he smiled, leaned back, and hit the tank like there's no tomorrow..

Am I wrong to think that I've been wronged? I know I fucked up in the first place, but said friend told me he got me if it goes bad..it went bad and he just smiled and ..basically walked(breathed) away? He was supposed to be looking out in the first place, make sure I didn't go too hard..I littrralyl took too hard and shoved it In a rock just to be shoved in my place,and he just watched? If he was even watching in the first place..anyone? I would love some commentary here, cause honest i feel like my friend failed me just so he could get high on his own tank..

I know I'm not making much sense on anything, but like I said you all are my world against worlds.. anyone have any advice or would be willing to talk this throu with me? Help me make the biggest decision of my life, of at least maybe offer some advice towards the grand mcfuxkeries?

For the record I have no problem with the users of meth..as long as said users are under control.

I've had a friend before who was an avid 'tweaker' however he falls under the category of effective silent user. If he didn't let you know specifically he was using you would have never known.. he was a functional user. He used. But again you wouldnt know unless he wanted you to know.. hes a good friend.

I have been spark free minus the occasional bad coke for 6 years now.. however, to help hold my sobriety, I have a rule. Never here. Not the garage, not in tyour room, not ever. here. My house is a no drug (pot and boose ok, nothing f other without discussion..yet for years now, I've giving my roomies chance after chance after chance.

Most recent was an unfortunate between my roomie bestie and his lady. It got ugly. Like borderline dv.. da dah da dah dahh.. I said no spit here. Whole bunch of back story aside, I literally do uh n them liars today..again. like again! Been like 5 6 times now and I cut at 1.

So now I'm torn between ripping my family apart for the safety of no dope.. or bite the bullet and let them dope because they fam and wanna help..

If I turn I will lose all of everything. I have no fam, and everything I thought was dam for year now is a lie. Like blatant to my face lie..

Or I can feign innocence and just get totally used..but my god children will never have better parents..(uncle...godfather...) cause I bet you my sober ass better than a tweak who cant find his place..

I need help. I've been too close to my best friend for years, and honest he got me sober, bojt 5 years ago. Tho apparently his promise to get sober with me was total bs. He lied

Been doing my best since.. its been rough I admit it. Love the drug. But not as much as the people I love(cheesy and chliche as hell. Nut I for sober thinking my friend did too. Recently I got played hard and called em on it. Told em(as I believe) I dont mind the drug, hell I crave the drug..hence why I dont want it at my house or anyone close to me.. not because I dislike it, quite litterally because I DO like it. I know how it feels, I know what it can become I know what missing.. long story short it's not allowed at my house ever. Being usage or even storage... you wanna spin? Fine. Go somewhere else, get your spin on. Come home when your sober.. least sober enough...

Just found out that my 'brother' and his missus have been straight faced lying..again.. #5 and counting... about using meth in my house..I'm beyond mad, buy my now 2 god children are stuck..

Litterally I turn them in for the shit. Same shit I told them I would turn them in for. I'm not legally bound to the children, mum n dad go to jail and kiddos go foster unless mom n law steps up again..(now the 3rd time shes accepted kiddos from her kids I stead of dps..) or I bite the bullet and let them use the hell outta me. They barely pay rent as is, but here in the next week they both wanna outta toen for work..so instead of a 7am till 6pm(average) each day.. I will become mon thru fri, 7am montill 8 pm fri have the kiddos 24/7and beyond.. true uncle rex style..

I.. idk if I can do it any more but wont leave my god chillins high and dry. I burn them(hold true to my own) and I dont get my owed rent, and I never get to see my god childre...I decide to get burned, I have kiddos for the week, get screwed on rent, (same I have been 6 years now) get used for free babysitting (basically) and become the smear in the pants come weekend..

Fml...help?

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