Glen

They/them, 17 || I love my bf @patonigou uwuwu

[internetdruid]

☔ I believe in you ☔

[literallymechanical]

So you know those mutant strains of radiotrophic fungus they discovered in Chernobyl?  The ones that feed on gamma radiation?  Those fungi, the radiation-eating fungi?  From Chernobyl?  They brought some on board the International Space Station and took some measurements.  Here is the paper, titled:

A Self-Replicating Radiation-Shield for Human Deep-Space Exploration: Radiotrophic Fungi can Attenuate Ionizing Radiation aboard the International Space Station

Space is full of high-energy radiation, and radiation shielding is a big engineering challenge for Martian habitats and deep-space missions.  What they figured out is that an 8-inch thick layer of mutant Chernobyl radiation-eating fungus in the walls of the spacecraft or habitat would serve as a self-replicating, self-sustaining radiation shield for long-haul missions.

This sounds like such a good and normal idea!  Let’s do it!

[transmechanicus]

MUSHROOM SHIELD

[tortaart]

What if we were both opabinia regalis and we held hands?

[yehudigorl]

since halloween’s right around the corner here’s a reminder from your local Jewish Person to not dress up in antisemitic caricatures ie as a stereotypical jew (big nose, yalmulke, payot, dark curly hair, etc), it’s not funny and it’s incredibly offensive. my people are not costumes and neither is our culture.

[yehudigorl]

hi hello it’s your Local Jew again with another reminder to reblog this everyday until halloween and after it bc i see a lot of you ignoring this like you do the other times when jews try and reach out to you so please keep giving this attention and educating yourselves pls and ty

[robespierreofficiel]

I am LAUGHING at all these cryptic ass replies to trumps tweet announcement tho

[robespierreofficiel]

[fwuitgummi]

[dinodanicus]

The undisputed king of the fern prairies.

[dinodanicus]

A baby argentinosaurus scans the forest floor for danger. One day if she’s lucky she’ll grow so large no predator on earth will be able to touch her.

[granny-core]

Bad news!

The dangly thing on a turkey's face can be contracted at will, and is called a Snood

[granny-core]

Like.... Sir! Please stop That!

[frigbob]

If they dangle it at you they think you're sexy 💚

[roseriku-deactivated20200506]

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[wallisninety-six]

Today’s Sunday.

[sixshotstothedome-deactivated20]

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

[bunjywunjy]

What is, in your opinion, the most ridiculous animal?

there are honestly too damn many to ever pick a single winner so have a purple frog

[siriuslydandy]

[usik-paleo-illust]

Velociraptor

[onenicebugperday]

Lanternfly adults and nymphs, Pyrops candelarius, Fulgoridae, Hemiptera

Found in southeast Asia, these lanternflies suck sap from trees using a long proboscis that’s kept tucked back under the body when at rest (seen in photo 6). It was once thought that they emitted light from the snout-like protrusion on their head called the cephalic process, but this is a myth. Size reference:

Photos 1-2 by portioid, 3-6 by sterling, 7 by bravokw, 8 by janho, 9-10 by portioid, and 11 by caleb2004

[frustratedwaffle]

[transenbyhollis]

WHAT A FUCKING MOOD

[heedra]

i wish odd toed ungulates were still doing whatever the fuck they wanted evolutionwise. horses rhinos and tapirs all rule but we could have had so much more. lets get back to the days when horses could be anything instead of everything being antelope instead

[skarchomp]

[whotwomewtwo]

WHAT THE FUCK

[heedra]

ok i should be going to bed but do you want to know how big this guys was