Fish Cheeks

[catsbeaversandducks]

[notobadthings]

I knew what would happen and yet

[disgustinganimals]

What *can’t* we learn from looking to the wisdom of nature?

Here’s one

[astalkingirin]

The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[bob-belcher]

MOOD

[drearyhours]

scene before movie climax:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

[lightsintheskye]

My favorite movie.

[nowthisnews]

[wormhole-alien]

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

[husknoises]

@sanid1

[amateur]

[bunnie-blogging]

excUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID SONIC GET SO FUCKING

STRONG????????????????????????????????????

[zvaigzdelasas]

Sonic Said Fuck The Troops

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

All text posts will be written in blood from now on

[civilianmemesforfatfetishteens]

[hiddenblog609]

[toastoat]

This is a baby asking this to other babies

[erroraceart]

I would die for them

[forgamers]

[gintrauma]

We’re getting Smash Bros Ultimate, but at what cost?

[3blush]

[vimeddiee]

Welp

[ohlexa]

[theclash]

Just thought everyone should know that Paris Hilton dressed as a sexy Furby for a Halloween party in the year 2018

[officialgleamstar]

[thebootydiaries]

Girl in sweats: I’m a girl and I don’t need expensive gifts to make me happy I just want pizza I love food. sorry I know I’m weird omg. Girls wear makeup and I’m just in sweatpants and messy hair like omg rn girls are partying and I’m just at home with a good book getting stabbed

911 operator: ok