Grumpy salted fish

"EYYY Lets kick some Magma nerd butt!" (Ask and RP Sideblog for Fishel, Team Aqua grunt OC, follows come from Magma-mouse This blog is Multiverse/ Multifandom/ Multiship friendly, and both cannon and OC are welcome!( he is an OC) Friendly! NSFW is just fine! ) (All art put up by this blog is mine unless otherwise stated)

[fishel-fish]

“Kiwi better not give him a damn chainsaw...”

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(Fishel-Fish) "Boss has a Magma girl been around lately? Short, brown hair, probably super friendly?" He seemed a little worried. " Shes alright...right?, Like it seems like shes been okay?"

"Aye, if ye mean kelp girl then I 'aven't seen her." He said.

[fishel-fish]

“A While, maybe a week or two, I mean She might have gotten bust, but like usually she comes by to get ..well kelp for Dennis.” Though he had to admit, he kind of threw her in the water last time, it was just a joke but she wasn't that happy...

[x-whiskeylullaby-x-deactivated2]

(Fishel-Fish) "Boss has a Magma girl been around lately? Short, brown hair, probably super friendly?" He seemed a little worried. " Shes alright...right?, Like it seems like shes been okay?"

"Aye, if ye mean kelp girl then I 'aven't seen her." He said.

[fishel-fish]

“Well crap..She hasn't been around for a while, I mean I know Mousey is a lava rat, but she really isnt a bad person. Im kind of worried”

[fishel-fish]

crownedroyal​:

“Focus on yer work then ye can do whatever yer doin’. How far are ye on yer current job? Are ye gettin’ it done?”

“Well the ship hasnt come to dock yet, so I ahvent been able to unload the crates, so I was just kind of ... Entertaining myself while I waited”

[fishel-fish]

crownedroyal​:

“Fishel what are ye doin’? Yer supposed to be workin’ kid.”

“AH! At the time Everyone was doing it! You werent supposed to see it!”

[fishel-fish]

“No shirt time”

[fishel-fish]

shayochism​:

     The Fearow is relentless with the peck, threatening to break skin with its sharp beak. But once Fishel is back under water it returns to the rock. Hmm. This isn’t too fun. How to make it more fun…?

     “Dive in th’water an’ grab ‘im.”

     The giant bird obliges, diving somewhat into the water to try and grab the guy by the shoulders with its large, talon-tipped feet.

That was what Fishel was afraid of, for when he went to resurface again, he ended up getting grabbed by the bird. He growled and winced at the talon sinking into his shoulders” gah WHAT THE FUCK SHAY?!” 

He was trying to take a swing at the pokemon, but it wasn't easy with the fat ihs shoulders were being held.

[fishel-fish]

Kats would join in on 'Beat Up Fishel Day', but he figures everyone else has it covered. Besides, there's others whom have hurt Kiwi worse that deserve his wrath more.

“I mean...your not wtong”

[fishel-fish]

rebornmenace​:

“Thanks!” With that, Sawyer grabbed his chair and just…cracked Fishel upside the head with a chair shot.

So, Fishel’s likely gonna have a nasty concussion.

Yep poor Fishys on the ground and pretty well unconscious, poor little idiot.

[fishel-fish]

shayochism​:

     The giant Fearow swoops and misses Fishel’s head by mere inches. It flies for a little distance before settling on a nearby rock, shoulders hunched, head forwards in a ready stance. The second he surfaces it will peck him half to death.

     “Moment ‘e’s up, peck his hair out.”

He held his breath for as long as he could, trying to watch the water carefully as he came back up for  air, only to be pecked again and  then trying to get back down under the water.

[fishel-fish]

shayochism​:

     “Fuck with a friend and yer fuck with me, jackass!” She yells, folding her arms. Hmm. What next? Shame Jax doesn’t have that Magnezone any more…

     Grabbing a Pokéball, she soon calls out her Fearow. The bird at least seven feet tall in height, it dwarves all others of its species.

     “Go fuck with that floppy fish.”

     The Fearow screeches and takes into the air, flying over towards Fishel.

     Then it begins divebombing the guy. PECKPECKPECK.

“FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! COME ON SHES NOT EVEN MAD AT ME!” 

He tried to dive under the water to get away from the giant bird...huge ass birds cant swim right, got he hoped so, or at Least that its big ass beak couldn't reach him.

[fishel-fish]

rebornmenace​:

“Mhm…Fishel, can you stay still for a moment? I’m trying to decide the right angle to hit your head with.”

“ Why the hell would I hold still!! Thats dumb even for me!”

[fishel-fish]

rebornmenace​:

“So I’m bringing my chair, what’s everyone else bringing to the ‘Beat Up Fishel’ party?”

“ FOR FUCKS SAKE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!”

[fishel-fish]

shayochism​:

     She’s got bottle rockets. Oh no.

     “FIREEEEEE!”

     PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW—-

     All ten are unleashed towards the guy!

YEah hes panincing nad jumping right into the lake nearby to not get hit with a bottle rocket.

“What the hell Shay!, it wasnt YOUR arm!”

[fishel-fish]

shayochism​:

     “TIME TO DIE, FISH!”

“ NO THANK YOU!!”

[fishel-fish]

     “In fact, I will let Shayan handle this one…”

“Why...do I get the feeling this is worse then the pipe?

[fishel-fish]

DUNKS A BUCKET OF ICE WATER OVER THE FISHBOI'S HEAD. Bucket included. BANG.

“ SON OF A FUCKING FUCK?!”