90% hnmp

just a dump for all my garbage characters. header by @ministarfruit of Arvid and Chuck! my oc and Todd's oc :3c and icon by @seilon of Cyra :3 | this blog occasionally contains nsfw content

[flametrashira-deactivated202505]

His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

[whizpurr]

[depsidase]

[god-has-entered-my-body]

i need a capri sun and then i need to be shot

[coughloop]

Is gay wrist an advantage or disadvantage in sword fighting technique time-sensitive

[divinemackerel]

new character mischaracterization; “he would NOT admit he is transgender”

[mrsterlingeverything]

Sorry that happened to you maybe you can sexualize it and get off to it later?

[is-this-fascism]

first base is murdering you. second base is ressurecting you from the grave. third base is murdering you a second time

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

don't you think being suspended upside down by your ankles and beaten with steel pipes would feel pretty good for the first couple strikes

[lakevida]

the smoke from a cigarette 100 feet away just hit me in the face #breakfast

[greelin]

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

[greelin]

everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

[whumperofworlds]

Me, coming out of the room covered in blood: You should see the other guy.

The other guy: *bound, gagged, beaten, and chained to the wall, crying*

[i-am-a-fish]

I think cuddling is really cool and I really like it but we need a more badass word for it. gripping. a nonlethal strangle sesh. body choke

[euphoriaai-deactivated20230709]

im sorry i said i wanted to kill you i was horny

[wokeuplaughing]

wait... you're thinking about gay sex and killing yourself again aren't you

[sacred-portal]