Nerd / Outdoorsman / Artist / ad infinitum ∞

"Scholars have long known fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. It is however, impossible to afford decent tackle on a philosophers salary." All of the above posturing aside; the most important bit of personal information I could ever share...

[plushieanimals]

rainbow trout 🌈

the petting zoo | fluff & tuff | gage beasley | bass pro shops | cabin critters | bass pro shops | squishable | wild republic

[wurmzone]

Behold Speedpaint

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[eriicmatthews]

[amyalexandra-reptiles]

If geckos had phones this is what I imagine they’d look like while they texted each other or looked at memes

[toocooltobehipster]

LOOK AT THIS CROCODILE

LOOK AT IT

[lifecyclesofmayflies]

That is an alligator

Possibly a black caiman

Definitely not an alligator.

[katswenski]

Everything turned out better than expected. My website – My Instagram – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[hydro-homies]

Wholesome

[jessica-henwick-deactivated2023]

You sure you’re up to this particular murder mission? Absolutely.

[iesuuyr-deactivated20210106]

by armada_rider_jp

[thebootydiaries]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

[christmas-allyearround]

This is one of my favourite things about winter. When the snow makes it look so bright outside in the evening time.

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[markrosewater]

“Tales from the Pit” #1840

[ruinedchildhood]

Zombie by The Cranberries (1994)

[flowerinaflame]

[bogleech]

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

[678i0u]

Cap, that’s him.