Bat!sib reader having odd hobbies that change every week.
-Reader is the only one in the family who isn’t a vigilante
-Not because they aren’t good at it, they very well could be if they set their mind to it
-They are just too busy trying out everything
Scene:
-The bat fam is having dinner right now, and yes everyone is present for once.
-Tim starts talking about some W.E. stocks and whatnot
-Just then, that reminds Bruce of something, he clears his throat saying…
“I’ve been meaning to ask you all, who…purchased blacksmithing equipment using my personal credit card?”
-Steph looks up from her plate, looking at Damian, since it sounds like something Damian would do
-Damian doesn’t react and just keeps eating his dinner
-Duke defends himself saying “It wasn’t me.”
-Bruce goes and starts looking at who’s guilty
-Though not for long, it isn’t until bat!sib reader speaks up
“It was me.”
-Jason raises an eyebrow at this, but not quite questioning it yet and still shoveling food into his mouth
-Bruce sighs
“Why?”
-He asks in an almost exhausted of these children type of voice, but I still love them voice
“It’s my new hobby!”
-Dick speaks up in an excited/curious tone
“Have you made anything yet?”
-Tim then swallows the water that he had just sipped from before speaking
“Do you even have the appropriate tools, equipment, and safety for it?”
-Reader nods their head
“Yep! Alfred helped me get the equipment for it.”
-Bruce looks over to Alfred
-Alfred just smiles slightly at that, yet not stating anything
“And yes! I did make something!”
-Reader says proudly
-Right before pulling out a full on sword from quite literally nowhere
-Jason chokes on his water spitting it out
-Dick gasps
-Damian looks almost shocked
-Cass just stares at the sword
“Reader!”
-Bruce almost yelps as they pull out the sword waving it around half hazardously
-Reader gets the sword taken out of their hands almost right away by Alfred
“Reader, swords are not appropriate for the dinning table”
-Alfred sternly says before taking the sword to a different room
-Bruce, still standing up from the literal jump scare says
“I thought just last week your hobby was tattooing. I even got you a nice practice tattoo gun and everything.”
-Reader looks up
“I got bored of it and blacksmithing seemed fun”
And so the cycle continues…
P.S. I know this so bad but I just needed to write something down Also first thing ever written so quite literally trash 🚮