Finding Bruce

i am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself

[ottomantwerks]

The biggest indicator that life isn’t fair is remembering that all Japanese snow monkeys have to do is sit in hot springs and chill out. They don’t have essays. They don’t have politicians.

[hagleg]

They have class hierarchy tho only the elite snow monkeys are allowed in the hot springs and the rest are forced to suffer the cold. They’re born into their class, and they die in the same class

[ottomantwerks]

I was wrong, the biggest indicator that life isn’t fair is that even fucking monkeys have class struggle

[pope-goodvibes]

[sklittles]

[cybergoat]

it is so fuckn weird to see old people cope with not being able to send an email without help by assuming that the principle works in reverse

[memehumor]

The fact that you cannot find any journals to back up your viewpoint MAY suggest you need to reassess your viewpoint…

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Okay, but for real—I’m a librarian and I get shit like this all the fucking time and I have to be so polite about it, like “Well, actually, that theory has been largely been debunked and is not supported by the scientific community, so perhaps it might be easier in terms of fulfilling the parameters of the assignment if you were to take the opposite stance for your paper?” when really I just want to scream for twenty minutes like Jake Peralta with a guitar. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Do…

Do people not understand that the research is supposed to come before you formulate your opinion?

[unclefather]

[sasukesnipple]

12 y/o me: *walks into a new friend’s house*

friend: you can leave your shoes on

friend’s mom: you can call me by my first name

12 y/o me: thank you both but physically i cannot do that

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

24 y/o me

[hydro-homies]

What’s the point of college?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the beef between STEM and arts + humanities is so tired. science and art are the same. sister subjects. they’ve fueled one another for years. one cannot exist without the other. they’re both made of the same kind of wonder, one tries to attain long sought after things in reality, and the other impliments the stuff of dreams. logic and emotionality. they’re both exercises of imagination. it’s all just beautiful, academic sludge.

[mukuharakazui]

we just need to team up to bully business majors

[astarlingdiscovery]

Tumblr blue through the years.

[drearyhours]

computer illiteracy pride flag

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

[thetroubleiveshot]

[tommyholland]

“you had no childhood if you didn’t watch that movie!” I start to feel it. my memory is fading. I have forgotten the day I learned to ride a bike. I forget my first day of kindergarden. It has happened. I had no childhood

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

james charles is just twink ted cruz

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

sorry this is really vague but my proof:

[niggazinmoscow]

I’ve rewatched the ad at least three times to try and figure out why some folks are angry with it and I’m at a loss.  All I see here is: Be a better human. Set a better example. Encouraging strength of character and integrity over typical “machismo”.

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation:

[insomniac-arrest]

movies about apocalypses: it’s every man for himself!! you can’t trust anyone, it’s a wasteland of solo travelers and sad families, we’re alone out here

humans irl: *pack bond with strangers*

*pack bond with large carnivores*

*pack bond with robots in space thousands of miles away*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jehovahhthickness]

Omfg yes

[acreaturecalledgreed]

sorta related but i dont like that tumblr has made “unhealthy relationship” mean “one person is an abuser and the other is a victim”

unhealthy relationship means just that. a relationship that is unhealthy. whether because a party is uninterested, both parties bring out the worst in eachother, theres just no more spark, etc

just stop using “unhealthy relationship” as if its perfectly synonymous with “abusive relationship”

abusive relationships are DEFINITELY unhealthy relationships but not all unhealthy relationships are abusive, ya dig?

[carnotaurus-sassytrei]

Important post.

Not everyone you don’t get along with is an abuser.

[thehomecominghero]