drinking a beberage....

Eric A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[reallyfunnyreallycool-deactivat]

the bros only one click away

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

[empress-of-dark2005]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Why do they play this so fast live

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[fruitsoftheape100]

TGIF

[grayson-genie]

Elmer it’s Thursday, I think you’ve made a mistake

[fruitsoftheape100]

Be Gentle With Me

[relelvance]

Why is today literally Thursday lol

[pudulogy]

[pjackk]

Ants on a raft for dinner

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[angelicguy]

SALMONELLA CHAT

tumitrubl100: ahahahahah raw dough is suuuuch a vibe thoooo fr

runnyruns1: pass tha eggs tha wetter tha better

[3000s]

[action52]

[jame7t]

It’s so much fun

[extremelycursedimages]

[ratfuck]

sees this on the highway and violently aggressively tailgates them for miles and begins smashing into the side of their car until their car flies off the road off a cliff with them and their baby and explodes like in action movie

[saintofpride201]

Y'all will literally say “i want to kill a mother and her child” because the mom likes Harry Potter and be proud of the sentence you just said 🤦

[ratfuck]

yeah

[wildhogs2007]