NOT John Green's tumblr

Seriously. Not John Green.

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If you had to choose between a pet unicorn or dragon, which would you choose and why?

Probably dragon depending on the type/mythos. My ideal is something like Toothless from HTTYD.

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does Hank have a tumblr? I’d rather follow him tbh

Me too

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why

fer sher

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What’s the weirdest question you’ve ever been asked mr Not John Green?

I honestly don't know. Probably something that I just deleted instead of answering because it was inappropriate.

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What exactly makes people think that You're John Green tho

People either don't read carefully enough or they just don't know how to spell proceeds.

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Opinion on hedgehogs?

Good

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What is the purpose of your url tho

Like where is the boat fishing

To where does it proceed

What for does it proceed

Where did it come from

Where did it go

I can honestly say that I'm not even sure fishing boats can have proceeds.

What I do know is that they definitely cannot have procceeds.

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What classifies as a good reason?

Is this the hair-cutting question?

uh....idk. I guess I meant that you shouldn't do it just because someone is telling you to. If you genuinely want to cut a bunch of your hair off, then go for it.

I just advise being careful and considering for stuff like this where you're undoing a lot of progress. Y'know? Like, if you end up hating it, it will take a long time for it to come back. But if you're sure about it, then go ahead.

In short, it's not something to be done as an impulse move. Think it through and make sure it's what you want to do.

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if your name is alex, is your true identity...

alexander the great?

or maybe mr. hamilton those are my theories since you are clearly so wise

It's not impossible, depending on your worldview.

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Should I cut my 69cm hair?

Sure if you have a good reason to.

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what do you think about the oceangate fiasco? personally i’m quite amused by it

I can understand all the angles of this, but I personally see it primarily as just really unfortunate. A 19 year old who just wanted to do something cool with his dad died because a rich idiot cut corners and didn't prioritize safety? Sad. Stupid and sad.

But yea...the memes are definitely still funny. I'm a dark humor guy so no worries if amusement is you first response. I get it.

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Why do people think you're john green tho

Some people don't know how to spell proceeds correctly and end up here. Sorry people.

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i've never read anything by john green (youre not him obviously) but whats the best book to start with?

Start with Paper Towns I think. As far as I'm aware, it has the least amount of trauma.

(I've still not read the turtles one so I could be wrong)

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Do you like grilled cheese? And if so, opinion on putting chicken in grilled cheese? Like, grilling it with the chicken inside?

Chicken in grilled cheese is fine. There's a good chance that technically, gastronomically, or linguistically you are no longer making a "grilled cheese" but who cares? Do it.

Also, yes I do like grilled cheese.

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Why aren’t you John green?

ask my mom

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Hey so what's your fav colour

also

How have you been

favorite color is orange I think.

I've been fine. Thank you.

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i've honestly never read john green books and that's a disappointment

meh. It's fine.