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you really have guys named bonk and bump on the flyers huh. looney tunes sound effects roster.

brother, wait’ll you see a game

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Having now driven around his hometown for an hour, I now understand why Dead Adam lied about being from the Bronx instead of here (an undisclosed nowheresville technically part of the larger NYC area) (not Yonkers). Boring as shit up here!!!!

I did get three rocks for his grave for when I get back to LA. Big ones, too. Can’t avoid it now, ya deadbeat.

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

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Things I literally never thought I’d say but Limit Break Day June 2026 has gotten me here: This situation would be way better if New York had more cops :/

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@ Mayor Mamdani please I just want my car back. can you please hire more people at this location so someone can help. I paid I just want my car back. Mayor. Mayor Mamdani. Mayor Mamdani I’m trying to visit my dead friend’s hometown. I want to get something for his grave and his widow. I also want to get another bagel. Mayor Mamdani please can you hear me. Please. Zohran

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I’m in my car but my car is in a lot and also blocked in by other cars, whose owners are not here to move them so I can leave. The cop said he’d have them moved so I can get out. He hasn’t yet. So I’m still here sitting in my hot car. Help

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the car alarms are going off and I’m still in my hot car and I can’t leave

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I wa going to drive to Boston today

[finalgirldigital]

People love natives in such a superficial way. People wanna stand with natives when we’re talking about the trees, and the land. People wanna stand with natives when we talk about philosophies of love and togetherness. But as soon as it’s time to talk about political side of being native. About dismantling a system built on the genocide of our people. About how we need a new system that isn’t built upon capital gain and benefitting white bodies. About putting up a fight. About how the colonial state we reside in is a disgusting imperial plague on this land. Suddenly y’all don’t wanna talk native.

[neechees]

"They spent hundreds of years trying to assimilate my ancestors, trying to create indians like me, who could blend in, but now they don’t want me either. They can’t make up their minds.

They want buckskin and face paint, drumming, songs in languages they can’t understand recorded for them but with English subtitles, of course. They want educated, well spoken, but not too smart. Christian, well behaved, never question. They want to learn the history of the people, but not the ones that are here now, waving signs in their faces, asking them for clean drinking water, asking them why their women are going missing, asking them why their land is being ruined.

They want fantastical stories of Indians that used to roam this land. They want my culture behind glass in a museum.

But they don’t want me." -Shelby Lisk

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

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Things I literally never thought I’d say but Limit Break Day June 2026 has gotten me here: This situation would be way better if New York had more cops :/

[lightfe11ow]

@ Mayor Mamdani please I just want my car back. can you please hire more people at this location so someone can help. I paid I just want my car back. Mayor. Mayor Mamdani. Mayor Mamdani I’m trying to visit my dead friend’s hometown. I want to get something for his grave and his widow. I also want to get another bagel. Mayor Mamdani please can you hear me. Please. Zohran

[lightfe11ow]

I’m in my car but my car is in a lot and also blocked in by other cars, whose owners are not here to move them so I can leave. The cop said he’d have them moved so I can get out. He hasn’t yet. So I’m still here sitting in my hot car. Help

[lightfe11ow]

the car alarms are going off and I’m still in my hot car and I can’t leave

[lightfe11ow]

Things I literally never thought I’d say but Limit Break Day June 2026 has gotten me here: This situation would be way better if New York had more cops :/

[lightfe11ow]

@ Mayor Mamdani please I just want my car back. can you please hire more people at this location so someone can help. I paid I just want my car back. Mayor. Mayor Mamdani. Mayor Mamdani I’m trying to visit my dead friend’s hometown. I want to get something for his grave and his widow. I also want to get another bagel. Mayor Mamdani please can you hear me. Please. Zohran

[lightfe11ow]

I’m in my car but my car is in a lot and also blocked in by other cars, whose owners are not here to move them so I can leave. The cop said he’d have them moved so I can get out. He hasn’t yet. So I’m still here sitting in my hot car. Help

[felysha]

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

[felysha]

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

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Here are some fun facts regarding NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani

My brother’s best friend worked for his campaign

During the campaign, said friend has written Zohran Mamdani/Brad Lander RPF

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani has seen said RPF

He approves

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Things I literally never thought I’d say but Limit Break Day June 2026 has gotten me here: This situation would be way better if New York had more cops :/

[lightfe11ow]

@ Mayor Mamdani please I just want my car back. can you please hire more people at this location so someone can help. I paid I just want my car back. Mayor. Mayor Mamdani. Mayor Mamdani I’m trying to visit my dead friend’s hometown. I want to get something for his grave and his widow. I also want to get another bagel. Mayor Mamdani please can you hear me. Please. Zohran

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Things I literally never thought I’d say but Limit Break Day June 2026 has gotten me here: This situation would be way better if New York had more cops :/

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[antrea]

[26.03.26] vs. chicago blackhawks

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3pm and I thought I reached My Limit two and a half hours ago but it turns out the may not exist 🙃

[insecuregodcomplex]

portermartone94 Fun times in Philly!! Can’t wait for next year ⏰

[fulda-gap-express]

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