Someone hug me

Hey thanks for checking out my blog! My name's Khoi and I'll just blog about what I Think is cool. Feel free to talk to me, I'm friendly I promise :)

[froutsuip]

[gayvampyr]

[saintemiliosandoz]

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

[saintemiliosandoz]

YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I RESPECT

[yardsards]

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

[bipdf]

reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from

[southpauz]

They’re dating, your honor

[incorrect-uncharted]

Rafe: You fight like Nadine !

Nate: I’ve fought Nadine! That’s a compliment!

[incorrect-uncharted]

Elena: [eating a cinnamon roll]

Nate, under his breath: Cannibalism.

[fishyfellow]

@i-m-lost-somewhere @im-not-the-same-anymore @hubbapacman @pyrrhaarcos @iamcallingforpersonalreasons @soyeljefe208 @tantiro @thelonelyprinceofdarkness @blackishlie @i-no-longer-feel-things @dutdutouch @the-penn-dragon @walkin-in-the-cosmos @onceuponamidnightdrizzle @wilmasimer583g1ppjq6 @lesbi-deer @yiqie-guangze @byrahul-blog @honeydewluvme @beehappyrevolution @moon-kidd @illusion2live @paper-days @lotorfanclub @crab-whisperer @birnana @secretsndevils-blog @thepunnygirl112 @dimic-art @primericasbest-blog 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[fishyfellow]

@kaapaaa @whyyoudo @sainbow @gamerbunny01 @lideucez @asniqsyb @peter-pettigrew-is-a-rat @dasoupkilla @lokicat5 @zamblam @cradiot28 @opulabs @wolfpulse @dreamaliittleharder @wot50 @acrylic-paint-on-my-fingers @angelofall @johnchiarello @crumbcakeextrodinare @akarig654 @cum--brulee @oblivious42 @knight-of-time64 @melusinah @poggerest @junokue @clairerawlek @friherre @girlfriend3 @spartaqueml96 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[darkangelofglory]

I sure love being sick and having to take cough syrup in such fantastic flavors as

limes at their own funeral

the festering corpse of a cherry

the broken hopes and dreams of various berries

sunshine twinkling on the apocalyptic wasteland of a post-nuclear war hellscape

death

[kr1g]

Leaked list of upcoming lacroix flavours

[wilderrweinn]

Which Hozier song is this

[bluebonnet-witch]

May I add, those throat sprays, with flavors such as:

Diet icy hot

Honey with a side of live bees

The last dying breath of something that once ate a jolly rancher

Lint, but sharp

[trekkienatural]

I missed the reblog button a few times because I was laughing so hard

[bonniemacfarlane]

[fuks]

[stuffedgrapeleaves]

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

[asingularcanadian]

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[congalineofdurin]

[anreill]

[kittykat8311]

Hey quick question what the absolute fuck

[cipheramnesia]

Authoritarian Panopticon 2.0, Networking Version?

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Can u imagine having your EYE MOVEMENTS TRACKED?? Ahhhh I’m so glad I‘m not in school rn

[cipheramnesia]

Don't worry they'll bring it out for other jobs soon enough.

[catgirlforeskin]

[glumshoe]

[ruinedchildhood]