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dwobbitfromtheshire

In which Steve ragebaits Dustin for once. . .

Dustin to Steve: *looking at his character sheet* Okay, for alignment you put. . .bisexual?!

Steve: Yeah, why did I need to add that?

Dustin: *shrieks* You didn't! Alignment NOT orientation.

Steve: Yeah, maybe you shouldn't look at speed or experience points.

Dustin: Okay, experience points and speed have NOTHING to do with sex!

Steve: This game seems really sexual. Maybe I should talk to your dungeon master. . .what's his name? Teddy?

Dustin: EDDIE! And it's NOT sexual! It's a fantasy game!

Steve: Right, and it's NOT sexual. Should probably talk to your mother, too. I don't like how this sounds.

Dustin: DO NOT TELL MY MOTHER! Forget it! I don't want you anywhere near this game!

Dustin stormed out, and Steve picked up the phone to call Robin.

Steve: I think I finally got Dustin to stop asking me to join Hellfire.

Robin: Hallelujah. What's next on your agenda?

Steve: Fuck with Eddie by repeatedly calling him Teddy.

Robin: I thought you were done messing with Dustin.

Steve: Oh, yeah, no, this is for me. I saw Eddie in shorts today, and now I want him to be my dungeon master.

Robin: Slut.

Steve: That's me.

Robin: Okay, tell me your entire plan. . .

lindleland

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

enba-and-luka

kingdomvel

Eddie Munson, who gives famous actor Steve Harrington marriage papers to sign as a joke for his tiktok/instagram/youtube/whatever to see how he reacts, if he gets mad or acts rude, and Steve Harrington, who looks at the papers, at Eddie, at the papers again, shrugs, and signs them.

ghostengarden

He’s not hearing a word anyone’s saying

dwobbitfromtheshire

Suddenly, thinking about a scenario where Dustin gets turned into a baby. Steve is getting heart eyes looking at Eddie holding baby Dustin and cooing at him until Eddie starts to throw a giggling Dustin in the air. Suddenly, Steve's shrieking, "ARE YOU CRAZY?! HE DOESN'T HAVE COLLARBONES!" He's taking baby Dustin back and holding him protectively. Dustin's just laughing and clapping for Eddie to do it again. Maybe Robin has to remind Steve that Dustin isn't actually their kid and that Eddie did not, in fact, put a baby in him.

uncertainlys

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

burgerdotcom

reblogs were off

briar1700

Eddie invites Steve over to meet his family, which consists only of Wayne and one feral cat by the name of Stripes.

When Steve arrives, he sits down for dinner. Wayne didn’t make anything fancy, just some canned food he dumped out and heated up on the stove.

“Where’s Eddie?” Steve asks.

“Out looking for his pet. He’ll be along in a minute. Dig in.”

When Eddie returns a few minutes later, he sets down a furry striped animal, which waddles over to the cat bowl on the floor and starts to eat.

Steve watches the animal warily. “Uhh, Eddie? I thought you said Stripes was a cat?”

“He is?” Eddie looks at Steve like he’s lost his mind.

Steve looks back at the animal. It’s very clearly not a cat. Then he looks to Wayne.

Wayne says nothing. He just keeps eating his ravioli.

“Eddie, I think you need to get your eyes checked,” Steve says finally, “because that’s a raccoon.”

despazito

Crazy shit goes down in South America

birds-in-posts

Magellanic penguin (Spheniscus magellanicus)

queenie-ofthe-void

*Steve cleaning a red stain out of his shirt*

Eddie (morose): It's messed up after that all of the shit you've been through, you know how to remove a blood stain so well.

Steve: ...

Steve: This is spaghetti sauce, and the only reason I know how to do this is because one time you walked across my lunch table and kicked Carol's lasagna all over my favorite sweater.

fairycosmos

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form