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Daniel, he/him, 28, Chicago

[tsunderemployee]

yuppppppp I embark now for the throne of heaven.

[ozempicofficial]

[dogpuppy]

[pjackk]

Message to all the bombs & nukes of the world: Blow Tf Up

[weepingwidar]

Kensa Hung (Chinese, 1993) - Orangutan Grabbing Plantain (2019)

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[oneheadtoanother]

My jays always loud as fuck foh

[transmechanicus]

[bnq]

happy forever, everybody

[sandsvendor100]

I Have My Own Way Of Doing Things That Youre Going To Respect

Im Clean

Im Natural

Computers Respond Nicely To My Input

I Am A Reasonable Sort

Many People Say I Look Like Young Elvis

Many People Say I Look Like The Beatles

Even Simple Men Can Understand My Statutes

I Defeated 1000 Enemies And I Dismayed 1000 Liars

I’m In The Nude—Which Is O.K.

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[orjanism]

IS THIS THE “and they say girls with dimples cant be nurses” BITCH SHBABAJSJSNSAJJ

[orjanism]

only LEGENDS make it to tumblr ads 💅🏽

[karmasex]

crying

[otterjpg]

Clay Butler for the Sidewalk Bubblegum comic strip, 1997.

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[targetedknowledge]