Be Happy Be Healthy

My blog lacks direction and so do I

[unclefather]

does this mean anything to you

[iamoutofideas]

itmeans everything to me

[nice-wig-janis]

what even happens inside a dishwasher

[afriblaq]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[weaver-z]

The council will decide your fate

[weaver-z]

[fasterfood]

no

maybe

[next-level-basic-deactivated202]

[mwagneto]

you’re laughing. one of the most prominent and very openly homophobic members of hungary’s christian democratic party had to resign after he got caught by police while trying to flee from a quarantine-breaking “corona safe” 25 man gay orgy in brussels by trying to climb down the drainpipe butt ass naked with ecstasy in his backpack and you’re laughing. and so am i bitch this is hysterical

[nymph1e]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

say what?

[systlin]

I saw this news article! Hang on

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2020/12/anti-gay-hungarian-politician-j-zsef-sz-jer-resigns-after-being-caught-attending-25-man-orgy-in-breach-of-covid-19-rules.html

The party was broken up because it was violating COVID restrictions, incidentally, not because it was a gay orgy.

[anyroads]

Y’all have no idea the incredible memes you’re missing out on because you don’t speak Hungarian. The country is losing its collective shit in the best possible way. It’s Drainpipe Total Landscaping over there. 10/10 pure gold.

[systlin]

PLS post some I beg of you

[anyroads]

@systlin​ you asked …

Carnival 2021 ideas (the equivalent of like, “Hungarian MEP starter kit”)

“Only those should go to orgies who know how to get down a drainpipe” - photo of the Hungarian health secretary giving Covid safety advice (nicknamed “Nyunyóka” for the ridiculous word she used to refer to baby pacifiers earlier this year).

“What channels can we reach you through?” “RSZ”

In Hungarian the words for “channel” and “pipe” are the same and “rsz” is a play on “eresz” which is the root word of “ereszcsatorna” or “drainpipe”

“The daddy is a man, the mommy is a József, the party is a gangbang” - a play on the language of the homophobic legislation he wrote.

“You say ‘we’ll protect Christian family values’ your voice is deeper than mine”

“That look when you find out that your husband tried to escape down a drain-pipe from a drug-laden gay male sex party last Friday while you were at home asleep.”

“This legislation is so raw it’s still quacking, now get out, through the window, and down the drainpipe”

[interruptmag-blog]

A word of advice to trans women

Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

[orangelemonart]

recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.

[phoenixcollective]

Please reblog this, in total it’s about $38.50 to make a huge difference for a trans woman/trans feminine person. 

[mistress-specksynder-deactivate]

I’ve honestly been tucking with that kind of thing ever since I started and it’s so useful

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

just to be clear, you can be trans and still wear clothing traditionally associated with your birth-assigned gender. you can be a boy and wear a dress. you can be a girl and don "boyish" clothes. clothing ≠ gender. if a cis guy wears makeup and a skirt, it doesn't make him any less a man. the same goes for trans people. it's transphobic to hold transgender people to a higher standard for their gender expression than cis people. trans women don't owe you hyper-femininity. trans men don't owe you extreme masculinity. to say otherwise is bigoted and gross. just wear what makes you happy and leave people alone.

[fitnessqveen]

We need to make athletic wear for people in transition.

Honestly kinda want to turn that into something.

Trans people of tumblr, what active wear do you wish you could find but can’t? Or how would you make it better? I’ll give you credit for ideas. I want to help facilitate a community that brings together different voices and I’m friggin excited. Let’s get together and make something.

[glumshoe]

my friend moved and immediately replaced me

[bigdeel]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[babyanimalgifs]

DID YOU GUYS KNOW OTTERS WAG THEIR TAILS LIKE DOGS WHEN THEY’RE HAPPY

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

[eternally-a-dreamer]

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

[dangerbooze]

You’re moon moon 😂

[fitnessqveen]

Crab dragon I love how terrifying that is