Current Emperor of Ice-Cream

Disappear here.

[ohnoproblems]

you’ve outlived ronald and nancy reagan! they’re in the fucking ground and you’re alive! treat yourself to something nice today

[onlytwitterpics]

[julian2006]

julian casablancas pioneering the health goth aesthetic with some green juice

[instant-tyranny-blog]

fun fact: when I met him he asked me to wait so that he could eat some of his protein bar 

[julian2006]

[davekeuning]

when i met him he was carrying an adidas bag and a soccer ball and he said no one would play soccer with him

[thislifeisonmyside]

When I met him he said he couldn’t wait to go eat a vegan burger

[racingsunbeams]

when I met him he ordered two fruit platters at a restaurant

[thejoggingdead]

when I met him he was drinking some fruit slush thing with seeds in it and asked if i had ever had some he bought me 3 of them

[ambitiousjalapeno-blog]

This is why I love him

[xtraordinarymachinemp3]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[laflowers6969]

[shimmerthighs]

[college ad] High schoolers: You’ve sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?

[taco-bell-rey]

[garagepunk]

when ur the first in the squad to go to bed

[best-of-memes]

[snlgifs]

[gleonardrainschedule-deactivate]

OMG

[aquaristlifeforme]

[9000slimes]

dear people who walk up two steps at a time on the stairs: what do you need to prove

[suisicedsquad]

american comedy + lack of knowledge on star wars

[heatsnout]

what if aristotle was pronounced like chipotle

[yourfavoriterapscallion-deactiv]

You can lead a horse to water.

You can leave your horse behind.

Because your horse don’t dance and if he don’t dance then he’s no horse of mine

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Me in lush

Lush employee: hi can I help u Me: I’m fine thanks :) Them: *grabs my arm and starts smearing yogurt on it* this is our new product ‘fisting a cloud’