from taco bell

man nobody told me that college was this annoying 😔

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I’m still bitter that the community collectively decided to call the male Trailblazer Caelus when Ron was the obvious choice.

then we could’ve gotten Stelle and Ron.

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I’ve reached a god-tier level of boredom

I’m going to create a show. About numbers. It’s going to be called The Integers. 9 seasons. Numbers 6-10 already have complete personalities. This is gonna be like the next bojack horseman.

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the insane levels of procrastination that my brain can achieve has to be studied

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SHOUTOUT TO HEALTHY BACTERIAS

YALL KEEP ME ALIVE IM HAPPY TO GIVE YOU A PLACE TO STAY

thanks for the help yall I’d kiss you individually if I could

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guys I think HOYO is reading my bios in HSR. I first said that the trailblazer needs their own bedroom. Boom, bedroom update.

then I said they need some cool new outfits. Boom. Outfit update.

time to ask for 10000000000000 stellar jades for all players!

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anyone who expects top tier performance from people getting paid minimum wage needs to not be in charge.

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a cuddle pile sounds REALLY nice rn. we should all cuddle together.

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lil appreciation post for my boy cheese.

lactose intolerance can't stop me from loving you.

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my EAR is BLOCKED

it's PISSING ME OFF

i tried EVERYTHING

it HURTS

i'm gonna LIGHT MY EARDRUM ON FIRE

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i have a theory that the next toby fox game will be another anagram!

we've got undertale,

we've got deltarune,

now get ready for lurteenda

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i had sex dream about a nonbinary person last night???

like, my brain invented nonbinary genitals. i may draw a diagram. this could be revolutionary.

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accidentally spilled hot chocolate on my pants and walked around campus like that all day today.

nobody noticed :(

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does anyone else get the random urge to scream or squawk when they're really happy or am I tapping into some kind of primal instincts

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so like...does anyone wanna do this super cheesy thing with me where we have a group of weirdos and misfits that become a found family together and home is wherever they are together? i feel like that would be really therapeutic.

ofc, all are welcome and accepted because that's what family does :)

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does anyone else laugh at super unfunny stuff or am i just socially isolated.

i was out here almost in tears during class because my friend mistyped dunkin donuts to dinkin donuts in a text.

tf is dinkin. i wanna dink my donut. i'll dink your donut.

i'll dink YOU.

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Fuck fancy steak dinners bro. Get me a Wendy's frosty and I'm all yours.

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feeling hella body dysmorphia today. might fast for a few days and see what happens.

or weeks, depending on how long it takes to get this fucking fat off. wish me luck bro