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[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[shilohtx]

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[timrousbeastie]

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[leviathan-supersystem]

my overall opinion of the whole "i became a white nationalist because people called me racist for no reason" talking point is that while I do think spurious accusations of bigotry are a problem, if your immediate reaction to being called racist is to become an actual white nationalist then it sounds like they were right about you being racist. like I don't think that accusation was spurious.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

an endless cycle:

>"reddit snark communities are extremely misogynistic"

>"aren't those communities mainly made up of women though?"

information yet to be acquired: women can be misogynistic

[ink-the-artist]

i WILL fuck a boeing

i believe in you

[shallowsenjoyer]

[shallowsenjoyer]

@alphagodith @ink-the-artist

[absolutejamer]

Pet play except I’m a Boeing so I just immediately fall apart under the slightest stress and then order a hit on anybody who can explain what happened

[redstonedust]

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

[turnipoddity]

i know the economy is dire when i pirate movies and there’s no sex ads. Now it’s gambling and loan ads

[captain-price-returns]

The difference between "There used to be hot summers too,” and a climate crisis.

[captain-price-returns]

[captain-price-returns]

[noneedtofearorhope]

before trump and the creation of ANTIFA as a boogeyman, the fbi listed animal liberation and 'eco-terrorism' as the number 1 domestic terror threat.

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[liberalsarecool]

[gelybean]

Aroace Ryland means so much to me y’all have no idea

[liberalsarecool]

Guilty. That is their brand. MAGA is guilty.