Ways Yoruichi might try to get Ichigo and Orihime together
Recently in the manga Yoruichi yelled at Ichigo for not telling Orihime she looked hot. It was a very shippy moment. So what if Yoruichi decided to hardcore try to play matchmaker? In what ways might she try to get Ichigo and Orihime together?
1. By translating for them
Because sometimes Ichigo and Orihime have troubleā¦verbalizing their feelings.
Yoruichi:Ā Ichigo thinks you look very hot, Orihime!
Orihime:Ā I-I wasnāt! I mean!
Yoruichi:Ā Orihime saysĀ āThank you very much!ā, Ichigo!
2. By encouraging Orihime to speak up
Yoruichi knows that Orihime is in love with Ichigo, I imagine. So Yoruichi could just encourage Orihime to tell Ichigo how she feels!
Yoruichi:Ā Practice! Iām Ichigo - what do you say to me?
Orihime:Ā Kurosaki-kun, did you switch bodies with Yoruichi??
3. By using herĀ āteacher voiceā on Ichigo.
Yoruichi was Ichigoās teacher, after all. And Ichigo is still a teenager. Therefore, the teacher voice must still have power.
Yoruichi:Ā Ask Orihime to coffee!
Ichigo:Ā Waitā¦youāre using yourĀ āpick up your sword and fightā voice. Whatās going on?
Yoruichi:Ā Iām teaching you how to ask Orihime out! Since you damn well need the help!
Ichigo:Ā Wait, are you my teacher for everything now???
So that he conveniently falls into Orihimeās arms.
Ichigo:Ā I-Inoue! Iām sorry!
Orihime:Ā Soā¦sparklyā¦.
Yoruichi:Ā My work here is done!
5. By talking loudly about them
You know, while both are in earshot, while pretending that she doesnāt know theyāre both in earshot.
Yoruichi:Ā And it drives me nuts! Itās so obvious that Orihime has a thing for Ichigo and vice versa, but those two crazy kids refuse to admit it to each other! Refuse!
Yoruichi:Ā Itās like, wake up and smell the blossoming romance already!
Grimmjow:Ā Why are you even talking to me?
Yoruichi once mentored Soi Fon, so she knows how to teach young women to follow their dreams.Ā
Yoruichi:Ā Anyway, thatās why I think if you want something, you should just ask him out yourself.
Orihime:Ā I appreciate that, Yoruichi-samaā¦
Orihime:Ā Why are we having this conversation by moonlight while you lay with your head in my lap?
Yoruichi:Ā I donāt know why everyone always finds that weird!
7. By giving Ichigo anĀ āancient Shihoin deviceā
You know, like those wings she gave him back when shinigami couldnāt just trot into the sky whenever they wanted.
Yoruichi:Ā Ichigo! For the challenges that lie ahead, I give you this ancient Shihoin device!
Ichigo:Ā Wait this looks like a normal pad of paper and a pen.
Yoruichi:Ā Itās not any padĀ ānā paper! Itās aĀ āget Orihimeās number already you dumbassā padĀ ānā paper!
Ichigo:Ā I have Inoueās number.
Yoruichi:Ā Then what are you waiting for??
Ichigo:Ā What is going on in this conversation???
8. ByĀ āaccidentallyā bringing them to the same hot spring.
Yoruichi:Ā Anyway, Orihime, this hot spring will definitely make you feel - oops!
Yoruichi:Ā Ichigo?? What are you doing here with no shirt on???
Ichigo:Ā YOU BROUGHT ME HERE FIVE SECONDS AGO DONāT GIVE ME THAT
9. By playing romantic music whenever they are near each other.
She hides in the bushes in cat form with a really tiny boombox so they canāt see her.
Orihime:Ā The music in my head sure has gotten loud, latelyā¦
Ichigo:Ā You can hear the music too??
Orihime:Ā Wait, YOU can hear it???
10. By simply putting them on a date together.
Yoruichi asks Orihime to come to the restaurant and then carries Ichigo there.
Yoruichi:Ā All right, kids, enjoy your date!
Yoruichi:Ā Maybe I should stay and translate.
