less insane than i was but twice as sexy

🏳️‍⚧️ nonbinary | 29 | been here since the ancient times

[dragon-in-a-fez]

people act like having breakfast for dinner is weird and special when in fact it's the most widespread and normalised meal identity transgression out there. talk to me when you're having dinner for breakfast, snack for dinner, lunch for brunch,

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[deadeyedfae]

What if we KISSED on the TRANS TRAIN?!

[fivefootfuckyou]

Honestly I'm so mad when I look at old videos of myself where I didn't hurt as much as I do now. I want to be able to move like that and not be out of commission for days.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[sivavakkiyar]

posting is like bloodletting

[theidealgroupie]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[catchymemes]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking about

[thepieking]

It’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.

[saint-ami]

Victory of the Sea (Jan Saudek, 1992)

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[shit-hdb-would-say]

^ Harry du Bois would say that.

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[era-of-ages]

Can’t find the post I was looking for but found the image at least. Doing this to all my friends.

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[girlvasectomy]

[analog-delight]

hey tgirls: if you find yourself [extremely depressed/mildly suicidal/anxious and jumpy/other negative mental state] and [bloated/crampy/gassy/other gastrointestinal problems] and it happens every few weeks: that just might be your period. Don't need a uterus to have a hormonal cycle.

This message brought to you by: me, not realizing it almost every month until I realize it for the first time (again)

[analog-delight]

I used to think all these symptoms were psychosomatic, that I was stressing myself out to the point that I would make myself sick. And other people in my life have either [made/let] me believe that (because it makes me easy to dismiss), or had no idea that trans women could experience the same symptoms as cis women.

Once again: you do not need a uterus to experience mental and physical distress during hormonal changes. The hormones will interact with your brain anyway. The muscles around where your uterus would be will cramp anyway.

[analog-delight]

This is not to say that all of your negative mental states or physical discomforts are caused by this. But if you notice a pattern, let me be the one to say: it might just be your period.