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[fivemetersofawesome]

Vessel

Aka, a piece with Technoblade and The Blood God I've been working on for a few days

[fivemetersofawesome]

Gently presenting y’all with my new son, be nice with him

This is Charlie, a kind and excitable third year from rsa!! I haven’t settled on what his UM is yet, but he takes after his father in being a philanthropist and is from Port o’ Bliss. He often sneaks on to NRC campus to buy snacks from home from Sam, and to look for a ‘Prince Charming’ he saw once upon a time at a masquerade…

[aropride]

apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it

what "level" are you

egg

hatchling

baby dragon

dragon

still a dragon

mega dragon

super hella dragon

UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH

Voting ended onJul 16

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[teaboot]

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

[cilooooooooooo]

@fivemetersofawesome Thank you so much for donating:>>>>> [sorry this is late]

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YEEEESSSS LILIA AND TECHNO MY BELOVED EX GENERALS RAAAAHHHHH

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[fivemetersofawesome]

It’s that time of year once again!

BEHOLD!! My art for Voices for the Blade 2026! Only one piece this year, and this one is for the lovely prompter @lennjamin-o7

Even though I’m not as strong in the community as I was this time last year, it’s still always a treat to do something both for charity and in remembrance of someone so important. Happy birthday, Technoblade.

[talibri]

just let me sleep fr

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[iravaid]

Visit Original Link

On conservation and survival

[naamahdarling]

I wish I could favorite things a hundred times but instead I will do it once and then reblog it while crying.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I DO think tumblr's dev team has been instructed to constantly implement new features and that's why they keep tweaking the UI in goofy ways. I imagine this is an upper management thing, so even if we say "well don't change anything and just maintain the status quo" they'll continue to make other changes anyway.

I will admit I REALLY like the recent improvements they've added to tumblr's search (you can exclude terms now!! you can search multiple tags!! and time frames!!) so it's not like they're incapable of adding useful features. it might be mutually beneficial for us as users if we were more vocal about things we want and don't want. Some features I'd like to see added:

spoilerable text

spoilerable images

the return of hover text!! remember when we had that?

ability to embed videos in reblogs

ANIMATED GIF ICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

the ability to turn off other people's animated gif icons

the ability to filter original posts on a user's ENTIRE blog, not just a tag/search

more html support, like what if we could build tables

adding reactions to replies! I'm glad we can like them more but it'd be nice if we could take this further

embeddable tiktoks?? I don't even use tiktok but I remember trying to embed one in like 2020 and I'm surprised we still can't! even vines were able to be embedded

being able to search in your DMs. not being able to do this is why I tend to redirect mutuals to discord

MUTING USERS POSTS/COMMENTS WITHOUT BLOCKING THEM! just cause I don't want to see someone's posts doesn't mean I don't want us to never interact ever

a mutual-only dashboard feed

a feed for the blogs you're subscribed to

get rid of tumblr tv lmao I've literally never used it

"mark as read" button for communities without opening them

please dear god no AI shit unless it's a way for me to filter/block it easier

several of these I've submitted support tickets for under "feedback", and if there's anything you feel strongly about I suggest you do too!

[fivemetersofawesome]

Throwing my TWST of at you guys before book 8 gives us a canon Cinderella character and dissolves him

This is Clem!! He’s a giant people pleaser and is Professor Trein’s step-nephew/ward (it’s complicated) Be prepared for me to draw more of him. Or not, I might forget! He cleans the Pomefiore basement as stress relief and is only a Little Bit scared of Vil.

[fivemetersofawesome]

Throwing my TWST of at you guys before book 8 gives us a canon Cinderella character and dissolves him

This is Clem!! He’s a giant people pleaser and is Professor Trein’s step-nephew/ward (it’s complicated) Be prepared for me to draw more of him. Or not, I might forget! He cleans the Pomefiore basement as stress relief and is only a Little Bit scared of Vil.

[myscalesofjustice]

When the twisted Captain Hook arrives at last, one thing needs to happen: Sebek hates him. A) Sebek's motif is a crocodile like Tick-Tock, and B) Hook's only access to magic was captured fairies. That practice is not going to sit well with even a mellowed out fae supremist.

[baaulp]

Tell your gumbo, I'm coming

[billiecauter]

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc