Watership Down Had A Normal Impact On Me

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[iravaid]

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[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[potsiefaerie]

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[kidzbopdeathgrips]

posting about being a "sensitive white boy" in 2026 just makes you sound like this

[heavensenthousepet]

when the subtitles have slight inaccuracies like synonyms and asynchronous abbreviations/lengthenings to what's actually being said

[ao3coversdotjpeg]

in the desert by Iravaid

Simon Riley drags himself out of a shallow grave, exhausted and severely injured. Alone and with no other choice, he walks into a desert that sees him more useful dead than alive.

Or - the missing 20 hours between Simon Riley freeing himself from live burial and being found by the Texas Ranger.

Image source: Marcus Ganahl, Unsplash

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[buzzkillers]

[buffalo-tracks]

*even if that character is a racist symbol who tries to kill all the the characters of color

[stele3]

I was like, "surely not..."

Now I hate everything and everyone. But mostly the people writing these stories.

[fashion-runways]

LAPOINTE Resort 2027 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[zeiinoviah]

I was in a VTM event yesterday and had opportunity to terrorize people with my artworks, so i have few observation:

I draw Lacroix way too much.

There is not one art where he is in any ways happy.

@iravaid, Lunchbox is truly people's princess 👑

[iravaid]

Incredible :') Lunchbox 4 ever

[bobdylanyaoi]

“Subverting” Catholic art? Oh, okay. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You log onto the internet and you post about how “Wound of Christ” from Psalter and Prayer Book of Bonne de Luxembourg, attributed to Jean le Noir, c.1349, for instance, looks like a vulva because you're trying to tell the world that you enjoy Catholic art and imagery in an alternative, queer, risqué way that challenges Christian beliefs. But what you don't know is that that stigma isn’t just a vulva. It's not just a mandorla. It's not just yonic. It's actually intentionally erotic. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that around 1297, Saint Angela of Foligno experienced a vision of Christ himself, who called her to put her mouth to the wound in his side and lick the freshly flowing blood. And then I think it was Saint Catherine of Siena who drank blood and a clear liquid from the wound before receiving a ring made from Christ’s foreskin? And then graphically erotic encounters with the side wound of Christ quickly showed up in the writings of eight different mystics. And then the yonic interpretation of the stigmata filtered down through the illuminated manuscripts and then trickled on down into some pseudo-intellectual corner of the internet…where you, no doubt, fished it out of some Pinterest board. However, that interpretation represents hundreds of years and countless visions of religious ecstasy. And it's sort of comical how you think that you've come up with an idea that exempts you from Christian theology when, in fact…you're posting an image that was sexualized for you by the very Medieval saints you think you’re so different than…from “subverted” Catholic art.

[match-my-freq]

[avi-mation]

Earth’s Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb

[crispysparkfinder]

A runaway trolley is quickly approaching planet Earth, threatening to kill over 8 billion people. There is a lever that can be pulled to redirect the trolley. On the other track is a singular man. You are the trolley operator. Do you pull the lever?

But suppose the problem is not that simple. First, pulling the lever will most certainly kill the man but it will not guarantee the survival of Earth. In fact, the chance Earth will be saved is slim, and many of those 8 billion will die in the process. You are the trolley operator. Do you pull the lever?

It still isn’t that simple. The man tied to the other track isn’t tied down at all, in fact he does not know he is part of the dilemma. You will have to tie him down yourself. You are the trolley operator. Do you pull the lever?

But wait, there’s something you are forgetting. The man you must tie down and murder is your second in command, your best friend, your platonic soulmate. You love him. You know he will refuse to be the sacrifice. You watch as he begs and pleads for another way, betrayal in his eyes. He writhes as you give the command to sedate him, and prepare to tie him to the tracks. He goes limp, and you do not cry. He will hate you for the rest of his short life, and you will deserve it. Even so, you know you are doing the right thing.

You are Eva Stratt. You will pull the lever.

[lotldraws]

hey don't worry? completely unrelated giant dump of heartwarming PHM doodles ok??

once again these are all from like the same two canvas files in procreate judging from the same color background. also straight up had a dream where grace and rocky figured out how to make gnocchi out of taumoeba hence the making gnocchi over a bunsen burner

[bisonwares]

Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me)

This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

alby safadi you were the wildest bitch alive. who was doing it like him. imagine youre in your first week of uni, youre brown and youre gay in gods year of 1989 and you meet the saddest doe eyed white twink youve ever seen and youre like 'well. i cant not fuck him.' but it turns out he's so deeply closeted that when you try to tell his brother about his whole thing (bit of a dick move on your part but tbf youre 18 and its the 80s) that he tries to fully tackle you and when you fight back his insane brother almost beats you to death. twenty years later youre working in nursing and who should walk into your offices but that very same insane white twink, now an award winning author (he wrote a book about the guy who tried to kill you), still very much in the closet, two bastard children (one of which with his insane brother's wife) and chock full of STI's. And once again youre like, well, i cant not fuck him. then ypu slap him.

[asliceofoceanmist]

when you're at the humiliation ritual competition and then niall kennedy shows up and invites the guy he frequented chemsex parties with, the girl he went to college with who he kept asking for money to pay off his fuck ups in adulthood, the ex who he got pregnant and cheated on a bunch of times, to his wedding with the guy his brother beat half to death and put in coma in college, and then said brother shows up at said wedding so they can kill each other