I have no idea what i'm doing here

I do art sometimes • She/Her • I am five racoons in a trench coat and none of them are above 18 years old

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[kosmogrl]

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

[hauntedchronicler]

thank you ao3 for always delivering what i need alongside insights into strange and beautiful lands of which i have no knowledge

[fiveracooooonsinatrenchcoat]

[i-love-my-blorbo-polls]

Does your blorbo like rocks? (Inspired by an anon asking me if I have any cool rocks)

Yes, canonically

Yes, headcanon

They don’t care about rocks, canonically

They don’t care about rocks, headcanon

They HATE rocks, canonically

They HATE rocks, headcanon

It’s complicated, canon

It’s complicated, headcanon

Does your blorbo like rocks

Yes canonically

Yes headcanon

No opinion canonically

No opinion headcannon

They hate them canonically

They hate them headcanon

My blorbo is a rock

It’s complicated

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

[sanguinewolves]

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

[autistic-af]

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

[fiveracooooonsinatrenchcoat]

Oh yeah btw did i mention i wrote something

[a-very-cute-snake]

[most-adoptable-fellas-contest]

Most Adoptable Grown Woman Contest - Round 1, Poll 70

Which grown woman is more adoptable?

Helena - Orphan Black

Jang Hayoung - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint (ORV)

Voting ended onAug 10

Jang Hayoung propaganda:

She's a 23-year-old woman who finds herself in the body of a 15-year-old boy. She can be kind of rude, but she's very funny. She also really wants to be part of the protagonist's main group.

[fiveracooooonsinatrenchcoat]

@demonlike-judge-of-fire sorry to tag you but. Jang Hayoung

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[trashaki]

mermaid grave

[fiveracooooonsinatrenchcoat]

I Just read what's probably the best magical girl manga ever. The protagonist Is an overworked office worker who becomes a cutesy magical girl. Everyone Is Genderfluid. There's at least possible 3 tumblr sexypeople. It's great

[clockworkspider]

Choi would buy you cheap takeout and deliver it on a bicycle in the rain. He's sopping wet and dripping water all over your floor. The takeout is cold. His smile is radiant.

[karlmarxyaoi]

Newborn baby deer does not know how to suckle yet

[bipdf]

reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from

[clockworkspider]

Does anyone have fic recs where choi gets tossed into the torment nexus? Not necessarily in the tormented by guilt way just in the put into situations way. I want this man victimized.

[fiveracooooonsinatrenchcoat]

OKAY SO!!! Starting off, all of these fun Sahchoi fics (each separately linked) are, as stated very fun, probably because you know Choi's Messed up if he's dating Daydream's most Daydream employee. Tiger got your tongue Is a Soleum/Choi swap au and it's specifically the taxi scene (™) so he gets a taste of his own medicine, and the self vs. the selfless Is the start of a Transmigrator au. This one Is possibly the worst situation of them all, because no one wants a fox to hijack their breakfast, and this other one Is also not fun for anyone involved and very fun for everyone else. Also In Response To Escalating Provocation is soooooo peak i think i giggled more reading this than i do reading romance. So yeah i think that's It??? A bunch of these are pretty unserious but Choi gets thrown in situations so that's what matters (Also i agree the Choi timeloop fic was soooooooooooo good)

[catsaurofmagiccomedy]

Guys. Guys. Look at me, J3 is at the very LEAST in his (very) late 40s. He wouldn't have started working at Daydream before he was 20, yeah? And he has been contaminated, as we know bc of the Special Nostalgia Candy barely working for him, for almost 30yrs right? So… I am showing my process and you are seeing my math! I would actually say he's probably in his mid to late 50s, if we take into account that he probably, like y'know spent time working at Daydream (I also do think he spent time, in the years category, in Unhappily Everafter).

[constalation-bored-anarchist]

Which also means that Kwak is also at least that old.

Choi? Old as shit

J3? Old as shit

Kwak? Old as shit

Make them kiss.

[fiveracooooonsinatrenchcoat]

Happy birthday Yoo Joonghyuk!!!