sing along with me

Joanna, 24, Singer, England.

[mystorythaticantsay]

“I can’t wait to roll over in the middle of the night and be met with you instead of a wall.”

- Counting down the days til I’m in your arms

[hplyrikz]

“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.”

— Jenna, Waitress (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

[perrfectly]

[swamp-songs]

things i need u to please know right now:

bad days don’t last forever

napping is never a crime

all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much

also dogs, they love u very much

instant hot chocolate takes 2 minutes to make and requires no culinary expertise please indulge urself

u are a part of this world 

and a very important part

don’t doubt that for a single second

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

[queenixx]

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

[pyrothorax]

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

[justalittlelouislove]

I just saw a video of Britney Spears tearing apart a group of men who called her body guard the n word. He had to hold her back because her knee jerk reaction was to maul them like a mama bear on the loose. And then she walks away while holding a comforting hand on his back.

I’ll never not stan her. Catch me playing Lucky at my funeral bitch.

[imaginemp3-deactivated20181201]

this kavanaugh hearing only further proves how much women truly aren’t able to speak about anything without being ridiculed and put down. these senators are defending him, giving him pep talks, essentially throwing out various “boys will be boys” statements about his actions in high school and college, all while completely disregarding blasey ford’s allegations. they question and wonder why it takes us so long to come forward when we are assaulted. this is why. because once we gather the courage, the strength to confront our assault, to face our abusers, we are the ones punished. we are the ones with our characters questioned, with our integrity questioned. this hearing just shows how much is wrong with society, with the nation, because they’re right when they say this is just a Very Big job interview and not a real investigation. but a sexual assault allegation would have anyone immediately ruled out for nearly any other position. why should it be any different for a judge on the nation’s highest court?

[allcoloursinfullbrightness-deac]

[karadanver-deactivated20190918]

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[2gris]

[hplyrikz]

I can relate to this

[lesbianboboberens]

tbh can’t wait until women collectively just snap

[baapi-makwa]

[mysharona1987]

[stability]

[languages-georg-blog]

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

[annarcho-nicolesmith]

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lady-byleth]

Full offense but people who make fun of someone else’s accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when they’re speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.

They’re speaking your language because you don’t know theirs. That’s not something they should be made fun of, it’s something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.

I hate people who do this so much.