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mossworm

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

bemusedlybespectacled

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

teenangst018

volcanows

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

taeshidiary

Just another regular day in Station Square.

gogopri-deactivated20241226

Video Games

decodering

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

decodering

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

xxxtictacion

That last one honestly belongs in hell

an-alarming-number-of-bees

Future super villains

iamthespaceboy

Can’t believe this got better

gaycism

The last one should include decimals to make it even more spicy

animezinglife

amethyst-transwoman-deactivated

In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick nut there’s a new nut shoppe nearby” and “i love a good nut in coffee, i always dunk my nut in the coffee”

princetpenguin

i donut think this is a good idea

amethyst-transwoman-deactivated

What’s wrong with it

scarred-and-purrfect

Idk I could go for some nice nut rn

hotdemonladyluna

Please i don’t want to wake up to this

scarred-and-purrfect

who doesn’t wanna wake up to some nice, fresh nut in the mornin

amethyst-transwoman-deactivated

I sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

haiku-robot

i sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

kalgalen

kyleehenke

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

itsiparwing

ADAM!!

i cant believe it

sonichedgeblog

Scenery: Angel Island Zone, from ‘Sonic The Hedgehog 3′ on the Sega Megadrive.

catsofinstagram

ya-wn

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

bisexualspongebob

glitchlight

theres a big martian dust storm rn and its not clear if opportunity will survive

glitchlight

sci fi writers: humans dont care about robots

me, crying: OPPORTUNITY HONEY YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU

glitchlight

Important clarification

1) Mars Rovers have to run heaters constantly (especially at night) because Mars is cold and they have sensitive electronics. Opportunity has had to shut down its heater because it hasn’t been able to draw enough power over the past few weeks; the danger is that Opportunity may not survive the few days its expected for the dust storm to clear up. The other currently operating rover, Curiosity is younger and has more advanced panels, batteries, and, most importantly, an onboard RTG (tl;dr: nuclear power source) that means dust storms aren’t as threatening to it. Opportunity has some radioactive heaters too, but they’re older, smaller, and have less power output. It’s survived dust storms in the past but every one is always a risk.

and 2)

THEIR OFFICIAL TWITTER CALLS IT OPPY, OPPY I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

kasaron

This is why I constantly say the whole trope of “robots as slaves to humans” and all that is bullshit because the instant one of our cute idiot mechanical children is in danger we have a goddamn conniption, even WITHOUT AI.

en-shaedn

Oppy has stopped responding as of last night (it’s currently Wednesday, June 13, 2018). There is some hope that he will recharge when the dust storm passes, but that’s going to take a while

heyyitsinky-deactivated20260430

ren-of-rationality

In a press conference last week, NASA officials said they expect Opportunity will survive the dust storm. Without a steady supply of sunlight, the biggest risk for Opportunity would be freezing in the Martian cold. But it’s almost Martian summer at Opportunity’s location, and temperatures are not expected to dip below the danger level, NASA officials have said.