summary of what I reblog:

awareness for POC and LGBT+, self depricating humor, cute animals, and (sadly) memes 🖤

[turing-tested]

whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much

[bester-jester]

love

[turing-tested]

kinky! i like it

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.

[simonalkenmayer]

I’ve never understood people who make those sorts of jokes. I identify with this cartoon enormously.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think about nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and that daytime is only caused by a gigantic ball of flames, millions of miles away.

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

i think its hilarious that the cookie-cracker invented to be purposefully bland so as to discourage masturbation has now ended up cinnamon flavored, drenched in a sugary glaze, and shaped like a fun treat from a spooky cartoon dog show

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

this dude is just screaming at us from the afterlife for what we’ve done to his anti-jackoff cookie

[cheaphalloweencostume]

to be entirely fair to old man “limp dick or ELSE” graham, at this point in the game i’m far too busy shoveling scooby snacks into my gaping cracker cruncher to even have time to consider sexual deviancy, so he might have won the long con here

[modernlavendermenace]

[sandandglass]

[humoristics]

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pvrx]

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

[monicanna-mess]

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

[colt-kun]

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

[itsindigowhite]

The last one

[opossumly-cryptic]

Adults would rather believe drugs are caused by peer pressuring teens rather than horrible situations developing kids are put into that drive them to seek out any sort of relief they can find. They don’t want to believe that they themselves are driving kids to do drugs.

Want teens to do less drugs? Provide accessible and cheap (or free) mental health support, get kids out of abusive situations, and use education rather than fear mongering when trying to deter teens.

This is more of a personal opinion, but I think legalizing weed would significantly reduce the use of harder, more dangerous drugs.

[yamino]

be nice to my good girl :’’’’)

(And you can read all my other Voyd comics here!)

[theambassadorposts]

Shout out to Akbar Cook for being there and caring for our kids in your school. Thank you so much.

If cat and otter videos can get 200k, this should be able to too.

[themoonisfree]

C O M M U N I T Y

[dearbisexual]

hey, this might be a total shock to some of y’all, but saying “gay people shouldn’t kiss at pride b/c it makes me uncomfortable” is…….. homophobic ……

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

[shadows-ember]

This is humanity

[siawrites]

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

[bearie]

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[iwontbelookingdown]

oh my god.

[hopefulartandwriting]

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

[nudygoon]

[babyanimalgifs]

Remember to take it slow with the frozen treats

[raiseyourweapon]

Legitimately tried not to laugh and failed about 2 seconds in

[broadwayz-deactivated20171002]

Do they ever say that Wall-e is a boy and Eve is a girl or did we all just get sucked into the void of heteronormativity

[sweetszor-deactivated20180112]